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    Premier Icon LAT
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    Hey, man. do you have any patchouli oil chain lube, man? or something.

    or one of those little bags roadies keep their munchies in, i forget the name as my memory isn’t what it was, but crocheted in a rainbow pattern with a fringe along the bottom, man. or something

    Premier Icon mangoridebike
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    Dude

    I don’t use money cos it just pays the Man

    I eat what I grow and it feeds me and the fam

    I’ve a problem with my bike though, it squeaks when it’s wet

    I need to bag some lube, can I trade you a courgette?

    Premier Icon dangeourbrain
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    No black turtle necks? Ginsberg would be disappointed.

    Premier Icon LAT
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    I saw the best chains of my generation destroyed by poor lubricants,

    Premier Icon LAT
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    if not realized that this was a contest. i didn’t read the article 🤪

    Premier Icon boxwithawindow
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    Being an uber-vegan and having been raised a true trustafarian I’m in far out need of new threads that show the world how spiritual I am.

    Plus the hemp shop have a new no shirt, no service policy. I blame 5G for reducing the level of positive orgones in the ethereal twisting the minds of the poor sheeple, working all their days to pay the man.

    Anyway, namaste here talking to you lot I’ve got to get down to the goddess slam poetry reading then mummy is buying me a horse box to convert for glastonbury.

    Go in love funky sisters.

    Premier Icon roger_mellie
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    Wise up daddy-o, those threads are primo. You dig?

    Premier Icon FB-ATB
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    The commune I’m going to, you don’t need clothes.

    Premier Icon sparkyrhino
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    Vegetable rights and peace

    Premier Icon RepackRider
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    I was never the same after I smoked a joint with Jerry Garcia. Of course, I was never the same before that either.

    Premier Icon twistedpencil
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    Dude, that lube like totally ties the chain together.

    The chain abides…

    Premier Icon tthew
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    Is the lube ‘summer of love’ compatible? (or Love Island for us non-beatnik types)
    Seems a shame to waste it on pushrod chains.

    Premier Icon hock
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    Funny that you mention summer.
    „I waited all year for her and now all I can do is wait and see her go.“

    Premier Icon hock
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    Now for that little contest of yours (which might be the most un-hippy thing to hold and do): „The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to ride, mad to slide, mad to make a big save, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or consider a commonplace handlebar, but ride, ride, ride like fabulous yellow lube exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the tubeless tyre pop into the rim and everybody goes “Awww!““

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    Whoa duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. That T shirt is far out, it’s like the future made sweet love to the past and gave me a present.

    Premier Icon mariner
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    elektrisches Fahrrad Nein Danke

    Premier Icon integra
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    Cool contest dude, tie-dye and yellow lube, far out man 🌈

    Premier Icon danieljohnreynolds
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    @twistedpencil – yeah well you know that is just, like, your opinion, man

    Premier Icon Blackflag
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    There is no authority but yourself, dude!

    Premier Icon RustySpanner
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    We’re not into rape and pillage, we’re into soulfood and Steve Hillage…

    May your mind be as wide and open as your trousers.

    Peace
    Out.

    Premier Icon alangeorge
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    A poem called “Dudes, be very very excellent to each other”:

    Special yellow lubes for being in front, not everything needs to be a competition though so please, don’t be a c***.

    Unless they’re an irredeemable bigot, then crack on. Peace ✌️

    Premier Icon edhornby
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    Miles are flowing by like endless trail across a meadow top
    they singlespeed along the pass, they spin away across the dudeiverse
    Nothings gonna change my gear
    Nothings gonna change my gear

    Jai Guru deva, ommm

    Premier Icon natrix
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    Dude, don’t drink the chain aid…………..

    Premier Icon charliedontsurf
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    WINNERS… we have winners. Everyone is a winner baby, but these people are more win’y
    And the winners are:
    mark gibson

    HNDRK

    daniel john reynolds

    alan chambers

    I will be sending you some awesome Smoove Lube next week.

    An honourable mention goes to Repack Rider, because that is Charlie Kelly and we would not be here without him, and he has smoked with Jerry Garcia. Charlie, I will send you a shirt instead.

    Premier Icon hock
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    @charliedontsurf May I nominate @LAT instead? His “I saw the best chains of my generation destroyed by poor lubricants” is a genius adaption of Ginsberg’s Howl poem and actually inspired my little contribution. Love and cheers!

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