Money for old rope,
Fart in a jar

No seller feedback yet. Still, everyone has to start somewhere.

Incidentally – what were you searching for?

I remember a few years back, someone sold a fart in a bag, in the cycling pages of the ebay

I stumbled on a story where a vlogger in the states bought a fart in a jar. So thought I wonder.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-sells-british-fresh-air-to-wealthy-chinese-elite-for-80-a-jar-a6857461.html

Competition: find earliest reference on internet to fart in a jar.
Prize: Self-esteem.

Literally my fart in a jar. All farts are sent fresh

Can’t argue with that.

She should do different flavours though. After a curry night or a doner flavoured one.

Might send her a note on eBay.

The Japanese market would love her, erm, work I reckon.

How long before we get “Turd In A Bag “..to top things up..?

Seemingly jar of farts is a popular thing there’s even songs about this kinda thing https://youtu.be/8v_4O44sfjM

I may be mis-remembering this, but in the film Twin Town, I’m sure the twins would collect their farts in a jar while in the bath. Their mother was upset when she opened the jar without knowing the toxic contents 😀

If not, it may have been in an Irvine Welsh or Iain Banks book…

Cheers, Rich

How long before we get “Turd In A Bag “..to top things up..?

Depends how hard she’s pushing to keep up with delivery schedules.

Hopefully she won’t have to outsource production.

EDIT: Fearless Journalism Content.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ0LRi18a3s[/video]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

Oops – I clicked on the link yesterday and my wife has just seen my ‘viewed items’ history on a shared computer 😆

I thought farts were supposed to be in biscuit tins. Or is that just wet ones?

I wonder if I can collect… 😆