One of our very own seems to have a new book out:

😀

Apparently it’s a surprise best seller, who’d have thought pellet burners and on-one single speeds would make for such a gripping read…..

Since retiring from moto gp I needed to turn my hand to something else.

I was given that as a gift. It’s nearly as dull as the man himself. 🙂

It’s nearly as dull as the man himself

An entire novel written in Excel? 😯

(I have read it – it’s okay, in a quiet sort of way… )

An entire novel written in Excel?

It’s far worse than that, he used a Google spreadsheet in Chrome.

Just as well it was a gift, I couldn’t reach the shelf on which it was displayed when I wanted to check it out.

I couldn’t reach the shelf

It’s top-shelf because Stoner is like 8 feet tall. And also because he only writes erotic fiction, iirc.

I think DD is one of the little people, isn’t he

(or maybe he can’t touch his toes ?)

One of God’s own little people, so he is. 😀

One of those novels where nothing really happens.

I think DD is one of the little people, isn’t he

In many different ways. 🙁

ah, sorry DD – like my friends diminutivedanglies, diddydoodah and dongdeficiency ?

yours,
spaciouspants

One of those novels where nothing really happens.

Life back then was very dull – there was no STW GIF thread, for example.

*adjust christmas card list accordingly*

*adjust christmas card list accordingly*

Happy Christmas, comrade.

😉

It’s also not new, writen in the 60s I think. Maybe there is a link after all…

Cooooooeeeeeeeeeee Stoner! A word if you please … Tunworth cheese. Every time I open my fridge door my senses are bombarded by a bloody awful smell. 😐

I’m blaming YOU!

Like many things, to avoid public embarrassment, it is recommended to double bag Tunworth Cheese. I have a russian doll Tupperware thang going on in my fridge to be safe.

Once youve done that, put a cup of bicarb of soda in the fridge to clear the stink.

It’s a whole one, silly me. 😳 Supporting local produce and all that.

OK, it will be suffocated and good tip about bicarb. Thanks. 🙂