I had the same experience a few weeks back, I fell into a patch of nettles, finished the ride and got home, think I had about 2 hours sleep 🙁

Hurt like an absolute bast@rd for about 5 days after.. 🙄

There is absolutely no way I am rubbing nettles into my penis. Even for a series of spontaneous orgasms followed by losing all the skin.

Can't you just partially asphyxiate yourself and put clothes-pegs on your scrotum like normal people FFS??!

Hurt like an absolute bast@rd for about 5 days after.

Apparently the trick is to fall on your penis.