I have been stalked for around 1 hour whilst riding. It was extremely distressing and there was nobody around to help. 😐

It was an Army helicopter, swooping down very low checking out my ar$e then heading off followed by returning, swooping low, circling and repeat.

What’s a girl to do in these situations?

😉

Fake a crash and see if they land?

Open fire?

Moon them.

Get the hell off MOD land maybe?

😆

If you got it, flaunt it!

Well, I reckon us cyclists are pretty useful when they’re doing their manoeuvres. Should I have waved perhaps?

If you got it, flaunt it!

The only thing I was flaunting was my unfitness. 😀

Sure you’re not getting a bit paranoid CG?

Have you been at the nose-candy again? 😀

That wasn’t a helicopter…

This is Bat country

possible?

“checking out my ar$e”

Dambusters were last week?

I’ve always waved at military helicopters and the occupants have always waved back.

Well they’re gesturing anyway; I just presume it’s a friendly wave.

They might be indicating for me to run, duck or maybe just calling me something rude 😀

….harangued by man with large chopper………….

put a picture up of said rear end, let the STW massive decide wether we chip in together and buy a collective military chopper…

I nod, they nod back. One Top Gun to another Trail Top Gun 😉

bat country.. genius

*wanders off to find his copy of fear and loathing*

High five Hora!!

😀

Post of the week there binners! My keyboard and screen are now covered in tea…. 😆

i’ve seen a few apache longbows flying around,when i have been out.the first time was pretty cool actually,i was near beckhampton roundabout (on a farm track).a longbow apache came into view from a distance,then proceeded to start hovering below some trees then rising up again and doing it again * .they were pretty close to me so i had an excellent view of the heli (they make a fantastic sound).i must admit to loving apache heli’s (not for their killing potential/just for their ability as a helicopter.they look cool also 8)

*for anyone who doesn’t know,the longbow apache has a camera mounted above the main rotor blades,so it can hover behind cover,and still see all around it 8)

it can hover behind cover,and still see all around

you’d need to stay hidden in that cos no-one would hear you…

Cinnamon girl is that you?

sorry to take this in another direction but….

you get 2 arses for the price of 1 with this…

😯

was it this guy

A military helicopter landed in a field next to me when I was riding my road bike out in Spain, blew the bike right over, must be those bladed spokes. Lesson learned there – pedal away from chopper sounds.

That’s an impressive gourd, Agentdagnamit 😀

I used to live in New Guinea, but on the eastern side where Arse-Grass and a Lap-Lap (apron) were the usual form of dress

Woo and hoo! Thanks for entertaining me and those (female pics) are pretty near the mark.

And for those who say that I shouldn’t have been on MOD land … actually that was earlier with Landy’s roaring by and never got told off. I just don’t care. 😆

c_g still rebelling. 😳

*for anyone who doesn’t know,the longbow apache has a camera mounted above the main rotor blades,so it can hover behind cover,and still see all around it

It’s Radar, not a video camera IIRC?

Lmao 😆

ah apologies thisisnotasoon 😳

It’s Radar, not a video camera IIRC?

I think it’s radar, thermal imaging and optical sights for the cannon and missiles.