Ontor- we wont tell you about the awesome circuit, the big drops and bombholes, the slinky single track, the mentally brilliant prizes, the bands, the beer, the curry, the fab freebies, the trophies, tattoos, roller racing, or even the fire pit…as you would be all upset about missing it! Mind you, it is organised by a couple of knobs, so it’ll be shit
actually it sounds bloody ace, if only I was racing!
Oh and a massive thanks to all our sponsors from around the world and a massive single digit salute to those that couldn’t even be arsed to email a quick “nah fk off you tools, we as a publication that writes about mountain bikes don’t want to have anything to do with you” although to be fair after the fiasco of thier support to the single speed european champs at the the forest of dean its no great loss 😀Posted 3 years ago
Singlecrack- ride, ride harder, walk, push, marvel at the fast folks, drink beer, repeat until you have reached a nirvana like state and then stand a chance of winning some awesome prizes, thank the gods that you don’t have a gear dangler and have therefore missed out on all the fun and go home a broken and pirze laden little thing happy in knowledge that not only have a couple of hundred idiots had a great time, but that a significant ammount of money raised will have been donated to air ambulance and cancer charideees…and all that sorted by a couple of totally awesome sex god singlspeeders with ginormous manhoods and immense virilityPosted 3 years ago
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