Actually I can watch it then go to the pub. Sweet!
My predictions from last night:
Wet race. Big pile up at the start. Alonso avoids all the trouble; wins from restart. Hamilton punished for deliberately trying to chop across Webber, which caused the accident. Disqualified from next race, docked 50 points. McLaren then later found to have illegal bits on Hamilton's car; disqualified from WC. Button doesn't have illegal bits as McLaren favour Hamilton. Hamilton lies to disciplinary hearing, gets found out, banned from rest of season. Alonso wins next 6 races too to take WC from Vettel, Button and Massa. Webber stuffs it up at every race, gives up before season is over. Whinges a lot. Goes into Touring Cars. Hamilton renounces British nationality, becomes American citizen. Ron Dennis jailed for sex offences too disgusting to describe on a family forum. Eddie Jordan's wig goes renegade, bites a child's face. Calls for tougher laws on wigs in every nation in the Free World. Coulthard finally snaps, kicks Jordan's head in. Jake Humphries records kicking on iPad. Skoda announce F1 team for 2011. Richard Branson gives up on all the shite drivers at Virgin Racing, puts self in car. Gets podium in Brazil. Max Mosely follows in uncle's footsteps, stands as UKIP leader. Caught inflagrante with Black Jewish prostitute. Said prostitute reveal amazing talent for painting; wins Turner Prize. But best of all, Murray announces return to F1 commentary, claiming 'that c**t Legard is a -king w-ker; I'll show the amateur how it's done'.
Looking forward to this race. Spa is one of my favorite tracks.
Will they all make it round the first corner? 😀
Eddie Jordan's wig goes renegade, bites a child's face. Calls for tougher laws on wigs in every nation in the Free World. Coulthard finally snaps, kicks Jordan's head in. Jake Humphries records kicking on iPad.