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  • Some of the best / worst marketing speak in a long while…?
  • Premier Icon andrewreay
    Full Member

    Had the marketing puff below from YT in an email today.

    It’s been a while since I can remember anything quite as ‘bold’:

    TUES Pro Race Deep-Dive

    The TUES Pro Race is an animal that will chew through the steepest tracks littered with rocks and roots. The word ‘gnar’ is not in the TUES dictionary, because the bike itself is so gnarly the toughest tracks in the world are no match for it.

    Top marks YT!

    Sadly, the wording isn’t repeated on the YT UK website.

    Any other great examples to share?

    Premier Icon choppersquad
    Free Member

    That sounds it’s been written by a twelve year old who’s just spent the last two months watching Sam Pilgrim videos on YouTube.

    Premier Icon smokey_jo
    Full Member

    Have YT employed the Chuck Norris PR team?

    Premier Icon chakaping
    Full Member

    That is magnificently overdone.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Excellent work YT! Almost matches up to all those pretend acids and chemicals the make up lot claim are in their face creams. They are so entertaining. Contains Exfoliclsmoothing Acid and Natural Aqualease protective barrier.. etc 😀

    Premier Icon duncancallum
    Full Member

    Grad A SAMB there.

    Shiney American marketing bollocks

    Premier Icon cynic-al
    Full Member

    My organisation came out with “effectively deploy…” recently.

    Premier Icon willard
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    Al, go easy on that one. It#s all too easy to deploy stuff ineffectively, so people do need the reminder to do it properly.

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