How many pairs of socks should a gentleman own?

Just been organising/sorting and I’m up to 60+ at the moment.

59, you’ve got too many.

you need to get a wee job to pass the time of day.

“Socks are like sex – tons of it around and I never seem to have any!”
(Blackadder)

No idea of how many pairs I have but I’m fairly sure that each time a pair goes in the wash, one sock will disappear into some sort of parallel universe, one will come out tied in a knot. How do they do that?!

60 pairs of socks? that makes you a woman surely? No chap needs 60 pairs of socks

I haven’t got 60 pairs, but I seem to have that sort of quantity of odd socks.

Ive got about 15, you need a life tbh

you a centipede who changes 20% of his socks every day or something, druidh?