Aldi floor standing pump. Crap.

Talk Talk broadband – worst than crap as it didn’t even work. You should have seen the dial up bill I got for using the tinterweb when their broadband didn’t work! Twunts. I won’t even step foot in a car phone warehouse shop, unless I’m wiping dog eggs off my shoes.

Howies Epic Cotton Jeans, no different to normal jeans in the wet.

A wonka bar from the vending machine at work. Why……

Socks from Primark. Not stretchy enough to get over my ankles.

iPhone

Any clothing made by m and s in the last couple of years.

Plusn*t broadband a number of years ago. Didn’t work at all. Phoned them up. They blamed BT. BT did checks. Found no problems. Phoned PN up – mouthy young gobs*ht manager decided to be aggressive. They charged me a couple of hundred quid iirc for the privilage of setting me up and charging for the minimum contract length on a service that didn’t work at all and then charged me iirc for cancelling it. Useless. Should have really taken it further through an ombusman / regulator. head office.