This is fantastic
Three Russian are brag about sons. “My son is glorious red army soldier. He have rape as many nazi women as want,” say first Russian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Russian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
How many glourious red army is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
Gorbachev era Russian #1: Knock knock
Russian #2: Who there? I kid! I see you, we burn door for warming.
Two Russian look at sun. Is not sun, but nuclear reactor meltdown. Russian happy because maybe now warm enough to plant potato.
Old man is dying. There comes banging on door.
‘Who there?’ old man ask.
‘Is Death, I come to end suffering’.
‘Thank God’ man say, ‘I thought it was KGB.’
Q: Why do the Volkspolizei go out on patrol in groups of three?
A: One can read, one can write, and the third is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.