No sedative for me ..probably the biggest laugh I’ve had in the last decade ..from not being able to insert the suppository myself at home prior to going ..the missus had to do it for me ..then I was in bits trying to hold it for the required length of time ..which had my missus crying with laughter ..and me failing miserably .
Moving on to the examination at the hospital ..and a room full of student nurses ..to baring my arse in the nice plastic cape for the camera while lying on my side talking to the nurse on the opposite side of the bed who’s sole purpose is to keep you talking and keeping your mind off what you are about to receive …then the good news ..we are going to start now and will be blowing air up your passage to enlarge it for the camera ..don’t be afraid to pass wind when you need to as things will get uncomfortable otherwise ( **** that I’m thinking ..not with all of these folks in the room !) ..all the while you are lying there watching the camera progress on its journey …
“Nice clean passage” she says as we get started ..then we turn the corner and there is the first glob of shit on the wall ..embarrassing or what ..?
Just when I think things can’t get any worse ..I can’t hold it any longer ..the biggest fart of my life nearly knocked the poor woman off her stool ( cue silent laughter from the other side of the room)..not my finest moment but I would defy anyone to hold it in ..
Eventually the ordeal of the inspection was over and I was free to leave ..but man for the next hour or so I was uncontrollably passing the biggest , smelliest farts of my life which fortunately my better half found hilarious on our journey home ( she was driving ) ..albeit with all windows fully down ..
Embrace it OP …you are in for a treat !
Ps ..if there is anything else you need to know that I might have missed out… just ask !😂