can someone direct me to the secret area? And when do I get to learn the handshake?

More seriously, after many years of hanging out here, I figured it was about time I paid my dues. 8)

That was my thought process.

You can turn off all the ads now.

Welcome.

You’ll visited in the dark of night and awoken from your sleep where we’ll take to the place we can not speak of.

Excellent. The spare key is under the fake brick to the left of the landing at the front of the house.

Oh we don’t need keys.

Did you take the blue or red pill?

You can post posts without the 30s delay now.

You can grow a beard and keep a herd of goats in the classifieds

You can also turn off all contrary, opinionated and antagonistic thread replies.

DO premier users get to see all the posts in a thread rather than us mere mortals who occasionally have various posts removed just to keep things interesting?

Yes. There’s also the yearly meet where Chief Scout Guy Martin gives us a talk about how best to use the words “mega” and “chief”. Santa Cruz Syndicate are on hand to teach how to get the best out of the Surrey Hills. Audi have a stand to display the latest cars and Kylie dishes out free hand jobs to whoever wants them. This was last weekend by the way. Sorry.

Splitter.. 😉

Chief Scout Guy Martin gives us a talk about how best to use the words “mega” and “chief”… Kylie dishes out free hand jobs

Best not get those the wrong way round <shudder>

The ‘Premier’ toilets are palatial

You find out who Hora really is when you get to meet him in person in the members lounge

I mainly joined for the pagan themed parties, plus you finally find out where Smurfmatt went….

Its weird peiple assume Im tall but at 5ft3 Im actually bang on my medium frame choices. Good to troll though 8)

My 29’er rules 😀

hora… My 29’er rules

Especially when fitted with 20″ wheels 😉

Trailrider Jim – Member
You can also turn off all contrary, opinionated and antagonistic thread replies.

There wouldn’t be much left to read…

Just wait for the knock n the door, Chipps or Mark will be there, ready to butler…

Anyone else misread the ‘l’? Too much mleh