Back where the thread started. Hope for your fast recovery. There is a Catrike recumbent in Sheffield going cheap on Ebay if you feel a more reclined pedal.

That is a photo and a half*.

😂

*lob.

@ TiRed… I definitely feel recumbent at the moment. Tired out at the mo.lol

They had to go in from both ends due to the fibrosis. Scrote, then semi detach the head to hollow out from that end too… Glad I wasn’t awake….

The little chap is wrapped up like King Tut at the moment.😂

I felt a little lightheaded and queasy reading that.

Hope the recovery goes well!

Jesus Christ, and I’ve been feeling sorry for myself after a dental implant on Monday!

Best of luck with the recovery 👍

Jesus Christ, and I’ve been feeling sorry for myself after a dental implant on Monday!

Sorry, but I laughed

That’s a grim read, it’s put me right off my tea!  The King Tut comment made me chuckle though. I am imagining a Hammer horror film –  the curse of the mummy’s tool!

All the best for a swift recovery and Titan’s first test drive!

I’ve got a pic of King Tut, you can’t see anything but I still feel it’s not prudent to post.lol

…Sent it to most of the people I know though. Obvs.😁

Great, the other half of now calling me Dick Tut.

I’ll never be able to look at melon baller ever again

I’ve got a pic of King Tut, you can’t see anything but I still feel it’s not prudent to post.

Now you’re taking it too pharoah.

Braver than me. Having had a nut pulled out, bits cut off, then stitched back in, no chance anymore going on down there.

Are you still in hospital?  How is King Tut? Was there a clash of the Titans in the ward? Do you have a schrader or presta valve?  Your readers need to know!

Hope all is progressing well and not too sore. Get well ASAP.

Thanks for the kind wishes and the mickey taking guys!😁

He’s unwrapped now. He’s like a little sausage roll bless him.

Yeah, still in University College in London. I’m not saying which one.lol

Catheter out today but still a drain pipe into my stomach that makes walking around a Royal pain.

Having a bit of trouble emptying my bladder have to keep going to the toilet. I’m also WELL backed up so I’ve just been given a second dose of laxatives. I feel like a stuffed turkey at the moment.

Oh, the sack feels like it has a 5kg weight attached to it when I walk but that’s pretty common apparently. Feels odd though.😃

Sounds like progress, if still a bit uncomfortable. Not in the same league but I had horrendous constipation after a recent knee op, due to the fentanyl and other painkillers they gave me.  It took a couple of days but I felt like a new man once I was ‘unburdened’. Hope the laxatives take effect soon!

^^ Yep, I think we might have lift off tonight. It’ll be a weight off my mind for sure.lol

It’ll be a weight off my mind for sure

I think kthey’ve put you back together in the wrong order!

there’s backed up, and then there’s backed up

Same here… i had a 2 bouts of a full week of no turding as drug’s and having to lie down…

Once i could finally get up and make it to the toilet and sit down….

Christ it was like a warzone….

Anyway glad to here your back together

Should be discharged tomorrow. That’s great news. I’m walking like John Wayne but still…😁

Should be discharged tomorrow.

Steady on, maybe give it a couple of weeks before getting Tut into action.

We need to be clear about what’s being discharged….

^^ No fun and games, even solo events, for 6 weeks.

Bike riding (not a euphemism) for similar time. Need to go saddle shopping on that one too.

I hope you aren’t too sore and you can get to the loo. Toileting was not fun when I broke my spine. Couldn’t pee for about three or four days due to trauma, then eventually managed after they threatened a catheter. Had to ask for the larger pee pots as once I went, I went and over a litre of pee came out. Liquid was like brown ale. Next issues were number two !

Good luck.

Did any metalwork get implanted? Will be fun at security scans!

Here’s to a speedy recovery!

IIRC you’re in Kent? If you do consider the recumbant route, my son has an Ice trike if you wanted to try one out. The cyclopark at Gravesend also have a couple of trikes to try.

Thanks for well wishes guys.

I’m officially not constipated anymore. The glycerine suppository worked like a charm within happy an hour.

Peeing is a little odd as I can’t actually feel myself going, it’s all numb still.

Yep FB-ATB, there is a bit of metal in the pipes, so they don’t compress flat. Small coils of titanium basically. Pimp.😁

Of home tomorrow it would seem which is great, the staff here have been fantastic.

I’m officially not constipated anymore. The glycerine suppository worked like a charm within happy an hour.

So it was you
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/bowel-splitting-goliath-turd-uncovered-30082899

I can’t believe that that’s even a news worthy item!!!

Lol, no, I can’t say that I can claim to have laid that continental sized log in a loo.😂

The glycerine suppository worked

Is anyone else slightly disappointed it wasn’t Picolax? 😉

Good to hear you’re slowly coming back together Poops, and fingers crossed everything will be working fine soon enough.

On way home. Its so nice to see trees and fields as I leave London. I’m definitely a country bumpkin.

Didn’t know the drainage tube went all the way from the side of my stomach to part way down my sack. That was an interesting feeling having it pulled out!

Have a great day off, those that are lucky enough not to be working and thanks for the giggles. Appreciated.😁

Is anyone else slightly disappointed it wasn’t Picolax?

Surely some kind of … Poopscoop would be more appropriate?

Do you have a schrader or presta valve? Your readers need to know!

Isn’t a Reserve Fillmore needed for this special application?

That was an interesting feeling having it pulled out!

🤢