Not today though. Exquisitely embarrassing agony.

Take away the pain but leave the swelling?

Ooh Matron!

That must be embarrassing and hard to deal with !

I have to admit to having to Google that one!

Too much viagra, or just awesome?

Did you just walk in and say I have a massive erection ? Or was it an ambulance job?

If you need a hint of what to do about it, I can give you a tip off.

As it’s dinner time what’s on the hospital menu? Meat and 2 veg?

Had to google it too.
NHS advice for how to deal with lists going for a gentle walk.

That will be a Tory ministers excuse soon enough.

“I was just following NHS advice when caught on camera outside with a massive boner”

Been keeping count of how many doctors and nurses have had to come and have a long hard look at it?

This is no laughing matter. Imagine how hard it must be for him to be in this situation.

NHS advice for how to deal with lists going for a gentle walk.

I misread that first time around 😂

There is a cure, it involves a scalpel.

Don’t be embarrassed, stand proud.

Have you Google image searched for members of the Tory party? That’s the official antidote of viagra

Wood you believe it!

Will they not give you a stiff drink to match help?

Be brave, stiff upper lip too old boy.

This is not the thread for pictures…

Hope your partner isn’t taking it too hard.

Is there a point to this?
All joking aside, it must be unpleasant.

Someone give that man a hand…

I bet you feel a right cock.

Well, it’s somewhere to hang your hat.

Hopefully only temporarily, of course.

What’s the difference between light and hard?

You can get to sleep with a light on.

How does one get priapism? Asking for
the missus a friend.

Happy 4th July, hope you are flying a small flag

Anything invasive yet such as a little prick?

one treatment used to be metaraminol, injected into the “body” of the penis – just a little prick apparently

who OD’s on viagra !

I used to get it quite regularly many years ago as a day release student .Walking with a folder could never reduce the swelling but kind of prevented onlookers
Other symptoms was the reddening of my face

Have they put a bed pan on the headboard in case you need a pee?

Dare I ask what the treatment is…?

Dare I ask what the treatment is…?

I googled, now feeling more sympathetic

who OD’s on viagra !

Better that than it getting stuck in your throat. You’d have a stiff neck for hours…

Not been hanging out in a bike shop in summerbridge have you, OP?

Sounds bad hope you get sorted out soon on the bright side you won’t roll out of bed for a while!

Got to go to St Luke’s… Didn’t work well enough.

I entered a hard on competition once but only got to the semis.

Sympathetic chuckle. But brave of you to share.

I was quite young and naive when a drunken work night out led to my manager at the time telling everyone he’d had to go to hospital suffering from this while on his honeymoon.

The cure sounds unpleasant.

How is the honourable member!!

Make the most of it, try some no hand pressups

Genuine advice time, don’t tell a national newspaper. This is a former colleagues cousin, it’s been reported globally, pretty much.

17 hours

Hope you feel better soon.

Take up yachting, you’ll stay in bed in the heaviest seas

PS, hope you get it sorted soon

(box of) popcorn anyone?

Maybe you could get one of those rubber rings they use if you break your coccyx, then you can lie on your front