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  • So I’m in hospital with Priapism. I’ll laugh about this one day.
  • Poopscoop
    Full Member

    Not today though. Exquisitely embarrassing agony.

    BaronVonP7
    Free Member

    Take away the pain but leave the swelling?

    Houns
    Full Member

    Ooh Matron!

    FunkyDunc
    Free Member

    That must be embarrassing and hard to deal with !

    I have to admit to having to Google that one!

    Too much viagra, or just awesome?

    Did you just walk in and say I have a massive erection ? Or was it an ambulance job?

    andylc
    Free Member

    If you need a hint of what to do about it, I can give you a tip off.

    Houns
    Full Member

    As it’s dinner time what’s on the hospital menu? Meat and 2 veg?

    Mikkel
    Free Member

    Had to google it too.
    NHS advice for how to deal with lists going for a gentle walk.

    That will be a Tory ministers excuse soon enough.

    “I was just following NHS advice when caught on camera outside with a massive boner”

    Houns
    Full Member

    Been keeping count of how many doctors and nurses have had to come and have a long hard look at it?

    willard
    Full Member

    This is no laughing matter. Imagine how hard it must be for him to be in this situation.

    johndoh
    Free Member

    NHS advice for how to deal with lists going for a gentle walk.

    I misread that first time around 😂

    dyna-ti
    Full Member

    There is a cure, it involves a scalpel.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Don’t be embarrassed, stand proud.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Have you Google image searched for members of the Tory party? That’s the official antidote of viagra

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    Wood you believe it!

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Will they not give you a stiff drink to match help?

    Be brave, stiff upper lip too old boy.

    This is not the thread for pictures…

    Hope your partner isn’t taking it too hard.

    martymac
    Full Member

    Is there a point to this?
    All joking aside, it must be unpleasant.

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Someone give that man a hand…

    qwerty
    Free Member

    I bet you feel a right cock.

    GlennQuagmire
    Free Member

    Well, it’s somewhere to hang your hat.

    Hopefully only temporarily, of course.

    nedrapier
    Full Member

    What’s the difference between light and hard?

    You can get to sleep with a light on.

    sobriety
    Free Member

    How does one get priapism? Asking for
    the missus a friend.

    grahamt1980
    Full Member

    Happy 4th July, hope you are flying a small flag

    Caher
    Full Member

    Anything invasive yet such as a little prick?

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    one treatment used to be metaraminol, injected into the “body” of the penis – just a little prick apparently

    Klunk
    Free Member

    who OD’s on viagra !

    redmex
    Free Member

    I used to get it quite regularly many years ago as a day release student .Walking with a folder could never reduce the swelling but kind of prevented onlookers
    Other symptoms was the reddening of my face

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    Have they put a bed pan on the headboard in case you need a pee?

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Dare I ask what the treatment is…?

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    Dare I ask what the treatment is…?

    I googled, now feeling more sympathetic

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    who OD’s on viagra !

    Better that than it getting stuck in your throat. You’d have a stiff neck for hours…

    Not been hanging out in a bike shop in summerbridge have you, OP?

    jag61
    Full Member

    Sounds bad hope you get sorted out soon on the bright side you won’t roll out of bed for a while!

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    Got to go to St Luke’s… Didn’t work well enough.

    Spin
    Free Member

    I entered a hard on competition once but only got to the semis.

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    Sympathetic chuckle. But brave of you to share.

    I was quite young and naive when a drunken work night out led to my manager at the time telling everyone he’d had to go to hospital suffering from this while on his honeymoon.

    The cure sounds unpleasant.

    sargey
    Full Member

    How is the honourable member!!

    grahamt1980
    Full Member

    Make the most of it, try some no hand pressups

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Genuine advice time, don’t tell a national newspaper. This is a former colleagues cousin, it’s been reported globally, pretty much.

    17 hours

    Hope you feel better soon.

    timba
    Free Member

    Take up yachting, you’ll stay in bed in the heaviest seas

    PS, hope you get it sorted soon

    dogbone
    Full Member

    (box of) popcorn anyone?

    grahamt1980
    Full Member

    Maybe you could get one of those rubber rings they use if you break your coccyx, then you can lie on your front

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