So … a text message arrived …

Full of festive greetings but I don't know who it was from! Hmmm, didn't take long for CG's imagination to work overtime 😳

Well, one option would be ignore it, bit rude perhaps? Second option would be to reciprocate greetings and ask them to identify themself. Third option onwards could mean a bit of fun 😉

So … should I flirt outrageously? This of course could backfire if the sender was female!

Or ask to check address of their NYE party?

Or mention the word "webcam"

Of course the probability of me doing any of the above is remote. However if alcohol touches my lips, my inhibitions may possibly disappear into thin air and then it could all go very spectacularly wrong 😳

Over to the STW Massiv for more words of wisdom 8)

isn't the collective mental age a smutty 15 ??

Yeah, go for it. What could possibly go wrong?

Well Simon, what would you do then for a mature measured response?!

I always text back "I don't know who you are" :o)

What's the number?

Full of festive greetings but I don't know who it was from

I had one of those too. Also a voice mail from what sounded like someone's mum, not a voice I recognise or a number I know!

I had heard of some kind of scam where you return the call but it's a premium rate number, so I'm to 'noid to answer random wierd texts.

After years of trying all the combinations, i finally did it!

Vi auguro a voi tutti un mondo do felcita per il santa natale

text back and ask what they got up to over xmas and if it involved going to the gym car park a lot, it was houns

ask them to txt a picture

Ha ha!! 😆

Decisions decisions.

I definitely feel like being mischievous, can't you tell I haven't been riding my beloved bike.

Houns – Member
After years of trying all the combinations, i finally did it!

That's what I'm talking about!

happy Christmas fella

Go for it CG!! You gonna get layed on new years eve!!

Go for it CG!! You gonna get layed on new years eve!!

😯

Do people of our age have sex ?? Don't we just grumpily resent those that can still do it ?

My body is in perfect working order, thank you. I've had no complaints!

Shall I press the "send" button? What's the worst that can happen?

My body is in perfect working order, thank you. I've had no complaints!

that's what you should txt back 🙂

My body is in perfect working order, thank you. I've had no complaints!

ah, thanks for that! It's hard to tell as you're always so togged up in layers it's impossible to tell :o)

Its probably someone with a new phone number, so you could end up flirting with your brother or something equally weird.

So … should I flirt outrageously? This of course could backfire if the sender was female!

i dont see how thats a backfiring?

pikchures?

Shall I press the "send" button? What's the worst that can happen?

Do it!!!

Heard this chap got a new phone for christmas 😉

Right, I'm to see if I can coax a tea leaf up to my area.

Send a reply ending in someone elses name…ideally a males name, reply should consist of something along the lines of.

Hi, seasons greetings too, however due to my Lady being unfaithful to me, i have confiscated her phone and am following up all messages that i deem to be of a flirtatious manner….With any luck you are on PAYG and are not easily traceable, if however you are on a contract, well i now have your name and can easily gain your details.

Now leave her alone and expect a visit from me…Oh and i'm not Santa so your present won't make you happy… Nigel

Barry Bethel – Premier Member

Houns – Member
After years of trying all the combinations, i finally did it!

That's what I'm talking about!

happy Christmas fella

You pished?! Merry Christmas you hunk of yuletide love

OMG! If it was a text about Santa emptying his sack then…… 😳

Heard this chap got a new phone for christmas

how did you know ??? But it worn't me :o)

Do people of our age have sex ?? Don't we just grumpily resent those that can still do it ?

yes that's correct……not that i have any intention of being like that at your age simon

Oooh aleigh, ouch!

Have had a little wine now and it dawned on me it could actually be from a STW'er. One or two people from here have my number cos I've known to organise the odd ride 🙄

tannoy / if anyone from here sent me a text today please own up before I get myself into all sorts of trouble with a webcam / tannoy 😉

Go on SFB it's your big chance to bag an STW babe!! Send her a pic of your willy. 😉

(tails taking jokes to the lowest possible level since 1984)

tails – you need to take a cold shower 😉

Flirt

anything's possible…after all it is christmas!

.not that i have any intention of being like that at your age simon

me either :o)

Go on SFB it's your big chance to bag an STW babe!! Send her a pic of your willy

I'm spoken for 🙂

don't waste your text cg – if it is a man you're better off spending 15p on a load on mojo sweets………much more satisfying 😆

Go for it; make your Christmas very memorable. If it backfires you could always say 'sorry wrong person.'

I'm spoken for

Gutted for ya CG! 😉

I thought SFB was like santa.
Ian

Only comes once a year face.

tails – a lucky escape me thinks! Really, someone who spends Xmas in a tower just HAS to belong to a fetish group 😯 I'm a clean-livin' kind of gal and my mother told me about people like him 😉

Damn,now I've just been banned for a week,by myself.
ian