I think we’d all be proud of ourselves if we were the culprit?

“You may have noticed there’s a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets,” he announced, attributing the unpleasant odor to “liquid fecal excrement.”

With the problem proving difficult to flush, the decision was made to turn back and wipe the flight schedule.

http://rt.com/uk/241197-feces-aircraft-dubai-incident/

hat off to the journalist for a puntastic story.

Again?

Marvellous punnery. Should have followed through with some sound physics though.

The 747-400 model – which costs around £360 million – was around half an hour into its journey when a passenger or crew member was found to have contributed substantially to the aircraft’s roughly 400,000kg operating weight.

some sound physics though

*everyone* knows poo is weightless whilst in your body, don’t they?

I’m convinced the offender also works in my office

Nobody has come forward to claim responsibility but by all accounts the crew seemed to handle the strain magnificently.

Does this allude that the crew were responsible?

Surprisingly my brother wasn’t on that flight 😳