Spotted this guy after reading a review on Amazon. He’s even got his own website.

Meet Jeremy Parnaby

Please someone tell me this is some sort of media trick to make me feel the need to spread the word of his website (which has no content)? Or is he just a tool?

It’s both 😆

Despite his lack of height he’s obviously a great big d!ck

Using his shortness to sell his business. Clever guy.

EDIT do you lot really take everything you see online seriously?

Probably a bit Nathan Barley, but I can’t see anything on that website that makes me want to refer to him as male genitalia.

I’m just a cyclist like you guys (albeit with shorter legs). There are bits on my site that could be described as content e.g. this blog post about cool furniture made from old bike bits http://jeremyparnaby.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/after-a-long-day-in-the-saddle/#comments

PS Peterfile, did you buy the book from Amazon?

Does seem a shame that he gets paid so little just because he’s so much smaller than an average CEO of an average company. Poor little guy…..

Well, I’m not just a cyclist.

Interesting that Ghengis Khan was only 5’1″ though.

No mention of Napoleon or Hitler then?

Hmm. It doesn’t seem that Ghengis Khan was that short. More like 5’10”. Source please Jeremy.

I think everyone was a bit smaller back then…

Genghis Khan wanted to be remembered as 5′ 10″ since he wasn’t as comfortable with his shortness as I am. My source is the World Public Health Nutrition Association among many others. http://www.wphna.org/geoffreycannonjuly2010.asp
Who knows though.

What height are you guys? And do you measure up to me in the salary stakes?

And do you measure up to me in the salary stakes?

Awesome

Takes more than a hefty salary to make a man. 🙄

I thought the important male dimensions were length and girth, not height.

True Cinnamon girl, but the size of my wallet has its attractions to the opposite sex, as I keep discovering.

As for length and girth, qwerty, I’m not adding those to my website http://www.jeremyparnaby.com (for those just tuning in now after Boxing Day lunch)

Takes more than a hefty salary to make a man

Helps to have something to shout about if you’re a short arse though.

but the size of my wallet has its attractions to the opposite sex, as I keep discovering.

You keep getting mugged by them?

jeremy dahling you’re just going to attract the bimbos. Not real wimminz like me. 😀

Depends what form the mugging takes. And how does a small man spot a bimbo?

Sorry, limbo?

As an almost dwarf i find this thread slightly amusing…. 8)

but the size of my wallet has its attractions to the opposite sex…

Ah but that’s just an optical illusion.

Your wallet just looks big because its made for an Adult sized person.

Most elaborate troll ever. Well done.

Least amusing fake login, evar. ➡

PS Peterfile, did you buy the book from Amazon?

I didn’t Jeremy, it looked a bit rubbish. I saw a clip on the BBC website which featured Geraint Anderson, so I looked up his book after remembering the Cityboy column.

Have you ever thought about a career in the law? You could easily double that salary of yours. You’d fit in well too 🙂

I’m not a troll, though if I grew my hair a bit, I could get a walk-on part in Peer Gynt. As regards my wallet, remember that one on Pulp Fiction with Bad Motherf**cker written on it, guess what mine says

With love from mum?

Small Man, Big Wad. Had it specially made. Well, you would, wouldn’t you?

😆 😆

Mines got all my Strava KOMs on it. Needless to say it’s a big wallet.

Did you really have nothing better to do over the Christmas break than google yourself and then follow up the results?

Muppet Boy, I’ve got 3 PAs just to keep on top of that sort of thing.

And do you measure up to me in the salary stakes?

Yes.

We are talking about Japanese Yen right? Cos then I absolutely make more than 500k.

And how does a small man spot a bimbo?

With a stepladder?

So what about all us small men without big salaries how are we supposed to feel?

Honestly heightism is worse than homophobia, we can’t choose wether to be benders or not.. 😕

I can’t believe that, in this day and age, someone who claims to be successful is still working for a living.

5foot 4 without shooseys ?

I can’t believe that, in this day and age, someone who claims to be successful is still working for a living.

Or, even worse, still working someone else 🙂