Introducing the Singletrack Forum Bottle Opener. The Singletrack forum really is one of the most amazing corners of the interweb. It is the …

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Posted 2 months ago

Are these good for a Saturday night beaver hunt then?

Posted 2 months ago

We could all do with a higher tool and beaverage ratio, eh fellas?

Posted 2 months ago

We could have a debate on who is the Singletrack Forums biggest tool, but there are too many contenders

Posted 2 months ago

Not sure if that would comply with the new kinder, gentler forum ethos.

😀

Posted 2 months ago

Is 180mm the new standard then? I believe 170 is the optimum length for a bottle opener.

Posted 2 months ago

Is 180mm the new standard then? I believe 170 is the optimum length for a bottle opener.

This is optimumer. Optimer?

Posted 2 months ago

Clearly not as handy as the key ring outcast bottle opener its replacing.

Posted 2 months ago

Ah ha, Optimal length!! Still think it’s 170 though..

Posted 2 months ago

@ScotRoutes just realised what you did in the first post, I thought you were being crude but now I realise you’ve got the ability to read and connect with your brain. I’m still working on that!

Posted 2 months ago

The kind of tat that would be ideal as a free cover gift

I thought you were being crude

I think you will have to lay that one at the feet of the advert’s author. I suspect it’s not an accidental typo, more like a joke but not as funny.

Posted 2 months ago

It’s too heavy for a cover mount and we haven’t really done cover mounts since the great Snickers incident of.. er.. When was that again?

Anyway, glad to see you are in a jolly mood as usual Rubber 😉

Posted 2 months ago

@wheelsonfire1 – I was going to go with “what is your beaver age?” but thought that was a bit close to the mark, especially as an Oakleys Transitions wearer.

Posted 2 months ago

Is 180mm the new standard then? I believe 170 is the optimum length for a bottle opener.

165 if you’ve bought a bike that’s too low.

Will it come in 172.5 for roadies and gravel riders?

Posted 2 months ago

What’s the Q factor?

Posted 2 months ago

Will there be an eMTB specific version?

Posted 2 months ago

If each one comes with a bottle of Delerium Tremens, I’m in!!

Posted 2 months ago

180mm brings the experience “alive”.

Going to wait to see if they bring out a 205mm.

Posted 2 months ago

Just needs a 15mm pedal spanner on the other end and it’s perfect.

Posted 2 months ago

I’m waiting for the Gravel specific version 😉

Posted 2 months ago