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  • Singletrack Forum Tool & Beaverage Ratios.
  • Premier Icon charliedontsurf
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    Introducing the Singletrack Forum Bottle Opener. The Singletrack forum really is one of the most amazing corners of the interweb. It is the …

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    Premier Icon scotroutes
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    Are these good for a Saturday night beaver hunt then?

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    We could all do with a higher tool and beaverage ratio, eh fellas?

    Premier Icon scotroutes
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    We could have a debate on who is the Singletrack Forums biggest tool, but there are too many contenders

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    Not sure if that would comply with the new kinder, gentler forum ethos.

    😀

    Premier Icon wheelsonfire1
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    Is 180mm the new standard then? I believe 170 is the optimum length for a bottle opener.

    Premier Icon ossify
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    Is 180mm the new standard then? I believe 170 is the optimum length for a bottle opener.

    This is optimumer. Optimer?

    Premier Icon Blackflag
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    Clearly not as handy as the key ring outcast bottle opener its replacing.

    Premier Icon wheelsonfire1
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    Ah ha, Optimal length!! Still think it’s 170 though..

    Premier Icon wheelsonfire1
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    @ScotRoutes just realised what you did in the first post, I thought you were being crude but now I realise you’ve got the ability to read and connect with your brain. I’m still working on that!

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    The kind of tat that would be ideal as a free cover gift

    I thought you were being crude

    I think you will have to lay that one at the feet of the advert’s author. I suspect it’s not an accidental typo, more like a joke but not as funny.

    Premier Icon Mark
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    It’s too heavy for a cover mount and we haven’t really done cover mounts since the great Snickers incident of.. er.. When was that again?

    Anyway, glad to see you are in a jolly mood as usual Rubber 😉

    Premier Icon scotroutes
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    @wheelsonfire1 – I was going to go with “what is your beaver age?” but thought that was a bit close to the mark, especially as an Oakleys Transitions wearer.

    Premier Icon thisisnotaspoon
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    Is 180mm the new standard then? I believe 170 is the optimum length for a bottle opener.

    165 if you’ve bought a bike that’s too low.

    Will it come in 172.5 for roadies and gravel riders?

    Premier Icon wheelsonfire1
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    What’s the Q factor?

    Premier Icon spannermonkey
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    Will there be an eMTB specific version?

    Premier Icon belugabob
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    If each one comes with a bottle of Delerium Tremens, I’m in!!

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    180mm brings the experience “alive”.

    Going to wait to see if they bring out a 205mm.

    Premier Icon tourismo
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    Just needs a 15mm pedal spanner on the other end and it’s perfect.

    Premier Icon redthunder
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    I’m waiting for the Gravel specific version 😉

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