no drinking on the dancefloor rule gets enforced

wallop – Member
Where’s Flashy? I want a dance.

He’s banned barred.

sorry thats your beer? I thought it was a glass of pish.

Can I have a glass of cold milk, a packet of papers and Mudhoney on’t jukebox please.

Hello love, you smell nice. How’s yer arse for spots?

Def Leppard look alike’s in corner drinking Newcastle brown ale (from the bottle),…bouncers keep close watch…

green ticket number 191…. harrington jacket safe until 2 am . . .

This clubs rubbish Iam off down the Feathers, downs rest of his pint and leaves.

came for the free entry,…no loss says the promter…

The recent entrants are a tad old. What gapiened to the age limit?

in the finest traditions of the ‘Dam’ no age limit required

Dad dancin

its time for some boys talk in the corner

move over grandad…

who let the tory toffs in?

boss orange, clean hands, and a cheery wave and im out of the loo, pound worse off, but i’m back

Duf, duf, duuuf, duf, duf, duf, duuuuf, duf,
Duf, duf, duuuf, duf, duf, duf, doof, duf.

Same old sounds 🙄

beginning to contemplate a moscow mule . . .

Don’t fancy yours much bruneep.
Anyone fancy a tequila slammer.

(Hic) eh?

So the official Singlecrack photo mannie has been roond wi his camera phone and the results are just published.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFk_yYIbww[/video]

^^ I’m reporting that post ^^

Dear God.

lol GB’s finest . . .the Nightclub Olympics . . .a generation ispired to get paraletic, sweary and intollerable . . .where do i sign up?

White vest top, 30 seconds in, twice. I claim my £5….

I’ve pulled.
Yeah that one over there……
Same time tomorrow night?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo3m2ATiomY[/video] * 😆

*would like to add that i am not homophobic,my best friend is gay 🙂

ow dear i think i drank too much . . .

…dance with ya baby, do you think i’m crazy, . . does your moma know that your out? . . .

beautiful woooh

I’m sure I recognize one of the girls in Bruneeps vid 😯

Please excuse me, I’m going to fall asleep on this speaker

is off to get the last bus home

<burps>

Hey, who turned the lights on?

<pukes>

Have you noticed it always looks really small and pokey in here when it’s empty?

Oooooh, is that a tenner on the floor?

Oi! Rusty Get out of my bedroom! 😯

Sorry.

I’ll wash your pants and post them back to you.

They are very comfy though.

Anybody got a hangover?

*plays cymbals*

Do you know what, I genuinely believe that 4 months off the booze at the end of last year has ruined me. Last night I had 2.5 pints – couldn’t finish the third- and woke thus morning with a raging hangover and a mouth like the Sahara.

:-/

This is quite possibly the saddest thread in the history of the internet

“You can have that bottle of Talisker if you want love”

Well dear, I suppose if you are going to insist, then it would be dreadfully rude not to….. 🙂