If the photo loads. unpacking some woolen floor underlay and this angry bugger popped out red in colour.
In top trump’s terms
8 for speed.
7 for attitude.
4 for size.

Crossing fingers on the photo.

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Just drop the link in

Noble False Widow according to Google Lens

Where’s roper when you need him?

False widow spider probs….

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/how-dangerous-are-false-widow-spiders.html

So someone got the photo on lol thanks.
I’ve seen a few false widows but that’s the biggest I’ve seen the size put me off IDing it as one.
It’s in the shed now.

Not seen one around the house or garden yet, although I did find one once behind a rinsing bath at a place I used to work at. I evicted it because I didn’t want to find out if I was among those particularly sensitive to their bite! I hadn’t realised there are six different species here in the U.K…

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/take-part/identify-nature/spiders-in-your-home/false-widow-spiders.html

Looks like a Large House Spider to me..

Incey Wincey?

No we called it Dave. And it’s still in the shed happily chilling on a bleach bottle.

…happily chilling chewing on a bleach bottle

Pah, call that a spider. Much bigger guard dog spiders in my garage protecting the bikes.