Nasty little fall over car.

Only if you’re not under the influence while driving it.

Hang about…

Dunno, the new ones are pretty good.

Mind you A45 AMG probably should be criminal

No just driven carefully

I’m missing something aren’t I

Presumably this is a 15+ year old joke referring to drugs?

Yep the early ones could fall over, then they fixed it.

My bro has a long B-class, it’s a great car.

I had two of those things, an A140 and A160 both really good cars but I did have some problems with the 140, the springs were made of chocolate, the starter motor needed replacing (engine out job) the front discs fractured, the rear springs failed twice but overall it was lovely to drive and didn’t fall over once, so no, no it shouldn’t be criminalised.

to be fair at least every version of the A class has got better.

The new one is pretty nice.