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  • Should I surprise my wife with an exercise bike for Christmas?
  • benv
    Free Member

    Peloton on point with another ad.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50649826

    Nothing says you’re getting fat I love you more than an exercise bike for Christmas.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Buy her the underwear you hope she’ll fit into too as a stocking filler.

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    I bet she gives you a surprise back.
    #doyouknowyourpartner
    🙂

    boomerlives
    Free Member

    Brilliantly mocked on twitter:

    “116 lb woman’s YEARLONG journey to becoming 112 lb”

    tomd
    Free Member

    Fitbit got a lot stick as well for their advert of the wife getting a fitness tracker.

    “You’ve really let yourself go this year darling, here, try this fitness tracker. I’ll be monitoring your progress on Strava”.

    Dreadful, dreadful adverts for all kinds of reasons.

    outofbreath
    Free Member

    The ad went viral. It worked. We’re all talking about Peloton. Some sales will result. No sales will be lost.

    goslow
    Full Member

    I wouldn’t risk it.

    benv
    Free Member

    Some sales will result. No sales will be lost.

    They’ll be hoping enough to quickly bounce back from the below.

    The criticism knocked the company’s shares, which closed more than 9% lower on Tuesday.

    toby1
    Full Member

    Should I surprise my wife with an exercise bike for Christmas?

    Are your wardrobes full already?

    BruceWee
    Full Member

    Get her a Peleton. Then, if she takes offense, quickly pull out her surprise second present. An ebike motor.

    Hopefully she’ll be so confused she’ll forget to ask how much your new bike cost.

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    DickBarton
    Full Member

    Sure…and by summer you’ll be single with more time to ride!

    benv
    Free Member

    Then, if she takes offense

    #**&! NONE WAS GIVEN!

    hols2
    Free Member

    LOL@benv. Excellent.

    votchy
    Free Member

    Best not surprise anyone with anything otherwise someone will be offended for some reason or other…

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Funnily enough I’m sure my wife would love one. There are probably good ways to express this in an ad, but this is not one of them. Unwittingly sinister and rightly mocked!

    kerley
    Free Member

    You have to be a tosser to want one and a tosser to buy one for someone so I guess that could work if you both are.

    feed
    Full Member

    My wife would definitely by offended.

    That’s why I went for the safer option, vouchers for a stomach tuck and Liposuction 🙂

    choppersquad
    Free Member

    I’d just stick a photo of Kylie on the fridge to give her something to aim for.

    philjunior
    Free Member

    Disappointed this isn’t a serious question 😛

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    #**&! NONE WAS GIVEN!

    I’m sorry, but applause is due here!

    johnx2
    Free Member

    👏👏👏👏

    Plus an actual lol, hurting my Yorkshire face

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Should I surprise my wife with an exercise bike for Christmas?

    Do it. But do it in the same way that Kato would surprise Clouseau with an exercise bike.

    CountZero
    Full Member

    I’m sorry, but applause is due here!

    Are you really sorry, though?

    faerie
    Free Member

    A few days later…

    CountZero
    Full Member

    I’d just stick a photo of Kylie on the fridge to give her something to aim for.

    Then clear up the smashed bottles and mess afterwards.

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    Yes, then you’ll have something to hang things off at some point in the next three months.

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