At the weekend I was driving my car with bike in boot for a little adventurette. However, a delay ensued thanks to a bloke crashing into my car.

Details were exchanged in a civil manner (gosh I was so so cool), witness details too. Anyway, today I received a telephone call from his insurance company asking to speak to Mr … 😯

Yes, apparently he thought he had been dealing with a man. 😆

So … does this mean I should start wearing pink??? 😉

No, it means you should stop farting and scratching your crotch in public.

and stop chewing tobacco 😉

😆

Also, cut down on the manly handshakes.

Ten silver saxes,
a bass with a bow
The drummer relaxes
and waits between shows

Did you not have the rest of the band with you?

If the insurance pays up… laugh. If it doesn’t then the other option would seem appropriate.

Sue him for millions since he’s not fit to drive? And/or more cleavage on show? 😉

I’d say you have a fair case for saying that the bloke was driving with eyesight below the minimum standard.

So … does this mean I should start wearing pink???

Oi, what are you saying about pink? I’m resplendent in one of my finest pink shirts today, I’ll have you know!

Oi, what are you saying about pink? I’m resplendent in one of my finest pink shirts today, I’ll have you know!

Ah, me too. Thats two of us comfortable with our sexuality (our own, not each others 😯 )

I’m off to put a pink shirt on and get rear-ended!

cRaNkEnStEin – Member
I’m off to put a pink shirt on and get rear-ended!

…and there’s someone that isn’t.

So you’re back on your bike then CG?

I’m in pink with blue and white pinstripes – is that manly enough for this thread?

More to the point if the bike was in the car, is the bike OK? His insurance ain’t going to like paying out for £4k of mangled carbon (I’m assuming that was what you had in the boot).

I’d say you have a fair case for saying that the bloke was driving with eyesight below the minimum standard.

druidh is on the money! He shot out of a side turning without looking and his behaviour afterwards was most odd in the sense that he was out of it. I actually walked right up close to him to check whether he’d been drinking.

Anyway, you’ve all given me a good laugh so thank you. 8)

molgrips – I can only pootle. 🙁

Oh, and guys, pink shirts? 😯

I’m resplendent in one of my finest pink shirts today, I’ll have you know!

me too, but then it is Wear A Pink Shirt Tuesday.

What’s wrong with wearing pink?

druidh That proves the point beyond all doubt!

I actually walked right up close to him

Probably in fear for his life, couldn’t bring himself to tell his insurers he was intimidated by a, erm, lady?

HANG ON, THAT AIN’T NO LADY!! 😀

Next time try tucking your bollox between your legs so they’re less obvious.

Or shaving your moustache off..

And waxing.

I’d go for poor eye sight and sue.

OP – do you have a beard like these “ladies” from Monty Python?

Such funny replies, well done chaps! Any chance of you lot having ‘a word’ with that druidh? He is in desperate need of a stylist. 🙂

How could little old me possibly intimidate anyone? Naughty MrNutt!

No beard but my hair resembles those in the pic. 😳

Bike is fine and it wasn’t plastic either. All’s good. 8)

CaptainFlashheart – Member
So … does this mean I should start wearing pink???
Oi, what are you saying about pink? I’m resplendent in one of my finest pink shirts today, I’ll have you know!

‘Ray! STW pink shirt Tuesday!

STW pink shirt Tuesday?

At least someone remembered!

RJamie – Member
Also, cut down on the manly handshakes.

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Or try the handy man shakes

Should I laugh or should I cry???

You should MTFU…..oh, you have already 🙂