She seems like a fairly horrible human being, but I quite fancy Priti Patel.

There, I’ve said it.

She does have fabulous cheekbones.

I might keep my powder dry on this one, see how bad it looks in comparison.

But we’ve all got a weird crush, haven’t we? Haven’t we?

Didn’t she go to Hogwarts with her sister?

With that ghastly smug smirk on her face? Really!

Doesn’t look like anyone else is sharing 😀

With that ghastly smug smirk on her face?

I see it more as a cheeky grin.

When I first joined Instagram, I got my teenaged daughter to load up loads of accts to follow (so that it didn’t look like I was just following my kids) and as you can imagine, they’re all make up tutorials, pop stars and film stars, dogs and cats…

I’ve not deleted any of them, despite the fact that it’s clearly vacuous consumerism aimed at pre teen girls….it’s a strangely voyeuristic but weirdly compelling world.

If I die and people look at my insta feed, it’s a really schizophrenic mix of MTB,cars and pouting makeup adverts

Yeah I thought the same. The shame.

Priti Patel is really, really short and dumpy in real life (and obviously quite objectionable)

Louise Mensch

Points against:
Nasty Tory
Is called Louise

Points for:
Gorgeous! 🤗 🤗

Hey, some people appreciate short and dumpy. I remember a female I was trying to woo (:D) once saying, “Why do you like me? I’m short and dumpy”.. she was awesome.. but ah, unrequited (it was complicated).

nope (swift eejit edit)

A Labour-supporting colleague of mine, confessed, after much cajoling, to fancying (former Scottish Labour Leader) Jim Murphy, a man described by Frankie Boyle as having the air of a harassed PE teacher.

I can happily state that Priti Patel is a good-looking woman, which should only reinforce the fact that aesthetics are a wholly unreliable indicator of worth and virtue.

Ah, I’d forgotten about Louise Mensch…

I get ya IHN, I went out with a girl called Pretty Patel at school when I was about 12 who was well fit, I did have to check it wasnt the same person. Fortunatey it isn’t.

Aw dude, I feel your pain, was always quite smitten with Theresa May!!

Aside from being such a looker, there is the twisted appeal of being the only one who can crack the hard bitch shell to reveal the soft chewy centre

Probs something similar to why chicks dig bad guys…

Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

I can see where you’re coming from but I’m not sure I could live with myself afterwards.

There’s a piece in the Mail today about her alleged work-place bullying complete with a fawning origin story. Isn’t it funny how some immigrants can do no wrong…

Aw dude, I feel your pain, was always quite smitten with Theresa May!!

Scary man has NO shame! yueech!

was always quite smitten with Theresa May

*insert wide-eyed-with-surprise emoji here*

Hang in there bro, you just need to ease into it…

I’d rather Thatcher.

No, I’m lying. I’d rather die than either of em.

In the interests of political balance….

Emily Thornberry

There. I’ve unburdened myself

Anna Soubry.

I’ll get my coat.

Gillian Anderson playing Thatcher is going to present a challenge to some.

This topic is now being batted around the office.

A colleague has just expressed a similar sentiment to my own, albeit more colourfully:

“Ah’d rather put ma cock between two bricks.”

Esther McVey 🤦

I’m sorry.

I could possibly try and justify it – and I can see the Pritti Patel thing as well – but it would get me banned and probably arrested.

My secret crush has always been Diane Holland (Yvonne Stuart Hargreaves in Hi De Hi)!!

Even as a kid (and still now courtesy of Gold) i always found something very alluring about her!!

🙂

Esther McVey 🤦
I’m sorry.

Don’t be…

+1 for McVey. I also may have had a passing thought about that right wing Alaskan nut job whose name escapes me at the minute.

There must be some female/gay stw‘ers who have guilty feelings about bojo or mogg et al

that right wing Alaskan nut job

Sarah Palin. Yep.

Sorry MoreCash, Houns, IHN, you’ve been beaten to it by Iain Duncan Smith, yes that’s how you get ahead (giggidy) in the tory party

Yes, Sarah Palin had that hot librarian look, but then when she started talking, the crazy just poured out.

Penny Mordaunt.

There I’ve said it.

May I introduce you to the joys of Fesshole?

Tweets by fesshole

Crazy lady.

Esther McVey

Am right with you there

I could possibly try and justify it – and I can see the Pritti Patel thing as well – but it would get me banned and probably arrested.

Still with you…

you’ve been beaten to it by Iain Duncan Smith

#pukes

Gillian Anderson playing Thatcher is going to present a challenge to some.

This. Very much this.

There must be some female stw‘ers who have guilty feelings about bojo or mogg et al

No.