“Emergency Services, which ice cream with a flake will you be needing ? ”

Poor Diane, it is a tricky 3 digit sequence to remember:

Diane’s Conference Number Troubles

I’m no Abbott fan but that’s the biggest steaming pile of non-news I’ve seen this week

If that’s the best Guido can manage then Labour must be having a pretty excellent conference

I’m no Abbott fan but that’s the biggest steaming pile of non-news I’ve seen this week

Agreed. Whenever I see or hear her, I can’t help but think how the hell she manages to keep getting elected, and what must the runner up be like. But this is a non news story.

I think it really starts to highlight how shit the tories are doing. Any news on the adhesives they plan to use on their stage?

She is the weakest link though, she totally went to pieces in the 2017 GE  and a large part of the public don’t warm to her.

This will sound terrible but whenever I miss a position g seeing her and I listen to her I’m concerned she’s having a stroke.

Did anyone see newsnight last night?

Was she covered in yellow make-up or was it my TV?

This will sound terrible but whenever I miss a position g seeing her and I listen to her

I’ve read it out myself and you’re right, it does

Aye phone decides to rearrange letters into nonsensical words, maybe it’s being haunted by Abbott