I know it is meant to be a bit of fun, but wtf, i have to get something for my boss!!! I have been in the job 4 months so i guess it could be worse, i know they ride horses but beyond that?

But what do you buy a 50+ women that isn’t a) boring as F*** or going to get you fired as you fail your probationary period!

Bananaguard, she’ll enjoy unwrapping that.

Some HRT pills?

budget?

£25 for swiss army knife with cork screw and scissors is a personal favourite. Get it engraved for extra brown nosing. She may not instantly like it, but wait til she first uses it.

i thought the point of Secret Santa is nobody knows who bought the gifts?

In which case it doesn’t matter if you choose the ‘wrong’ thing as they’ll never know who’s responsible.

Plus, as you say it’s a bit of fun, so your boss would be a massive bore if they got ‘offended’ by something harmless.

cake. more cake.

Our place is always mildly offensive and I’ve got to buy for a guy who is habitually late so it shouldn’t be too hard this year!

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a box of handmade chocolates, with the option of cutomisable designs? Can fit any budget

http://www.bigridgechocolates.co.uk

Bananaguard is a good one

We have a £5 limit… I laminated a £5 note

Cost exactly £5, no effort and made it completley and utterley useless – perfect secret santa present – face when he opened it and the penny dropped was wonderful 😆

I was in the same position last year.

easy/lazy option is a nice bottle of wine/chocolates

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
It’s not easy when your office Secret Santa price limit is £5, as it doesn’t buy enough air freshener to disguise the smell of the wrapped-up turd you’re giving your boss.

😀

Zulu that’s great! Might have to do that depending on this years budget…

One year I got one of my colleagues this (its an inflatable santa suit):

Made for a very entertaining Christmas meal

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The first part of your post is the basis of a great idea…

mini plug

(its an inflatable santa suit):

No shit?