I had a good one the other week.
Gravel bike on the shared use foot/cycle trail that runs from Ambleside all the way to Wray Castle. It’s a lovely bit of trail, quite swoopy in places.
Coming up to a junction, I slowed right down as I wasn’t sure which way to go, there was a lone walker (woman in roughly mid 60’s) just getting to the junction. Dinged the bell a couple of times, no response. I stopped at the junction, unclipped. Said “good morning”. I was about 2m behind her at that point.
A moment later she turned around, saw me (still stationary, unclipped) and said “DON’T YOU HAVE A BELL?!” As I started to reply, I noticed she had wireless earbuds in…
I pointed out that not only did I have a bell, I’d rung it twice, said good morning and if she took her ***** earphones out she might have heard some of that.
*I said the f word in my mind, not out loud cos I’m dead polite like that.
She was not at all impressed. Stupid woman.