How about a late night random joke or fact?

I’ll start.

FACT:
If you’re birthday falls on the 31st of December, your birthday never falls “next year”.

JOKE:
Who’s the nicest guy in the hospital?
The ultrasound guy.

Fact – Prince played 27 different instruments on his first album ‘For You’.

May need fact checking.

If you sneeze while travelling at 100kmh, your eyes are closed for around 15m.

And a second fact. I own the world’s worse thesaurus – not only is it awful, it’s awful.

Fact: my dad is the first (and possibly last/only) person to wheelie a motorbike out of a lynx helicopter.

Who’s the nicest guy in the hospital?
The ultrasound guy.

Except when he’s off sick, in which case it’s the hip replacement guy

Joke: Why do mice have small balls?
Because not many can dance.

FACT: If you have a pizza of thickness ‘a’ and radius ‘z’ you can calculate its volume with the formula (pi.z.z.a).

JOKE: How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.

stolen from another thread on here a while ago……

bobby farrell, the lead singer of boney m, died on exactly the same date and in the same town (st petersburg) as rasputin who they sang about.

Except when he’s off sick, in which case it’s the hip replacement guy

We have spent Sunday morning laughing at this!

All odd numbers have an E in them.
You’re now counting odd numbers in your head.