One of my favourite celebs, decent ethics, Landrover Fan and all that.
If I can pluck up the courage what should I ask him??
VERY VERY EXCITED (feel free to tell me to stop being a big girl and MTFU)

How to cook a hedgehog?

On a landrover engine

Lick his face.

Ive always wanted to give him a french kiss whilst playing with his chest hair. Could you do that for me?

Just start a conversation with him as if he was anyone normal. So, you know he likes a Landy and some meat, why not ask about that sort of thing?

Nothing wrong with recognising and talking to “slebs”, as long as you’re not stalkerish! Have ended up having many an interesting conversation with well known folks around my part of London. Make the most of it!

Another thought – Why not give him your laptop and let him do a live chat with the good people of STW right here and now!

Who?

Tell him that I thought his chocolate brownie in his River Cottage Canteen was almost orgasmic 😉

Another thought – Why not give him your laptop and let him do a live chat with the good people of STW right here and now!

Fab idea!!!!

Ask him if he’s got anywhere with tesco yet.

Of course hes on a train. He drives a **** Landrover. If he owned a Disco you’d see him riding round on trains on his program as well..

Get him to comment on here!!!!!

I fackin love selleerbraateees

Ticket inspector hassling him whilst he’s on the phone – class!
DON’T YOU KNOW WHO HE IS FFS!

personally id run off at the next stop

grab a burger king

and sit there eating it, saying very loudly how this burger is delicious and maybe offer him some onion rings or fries

We, well at least the Mrs and I ( 😉 ) DEMAND a live chat with HFW on here right now!

Please Mr F-W come and talk to us!

make it so!!!!

I’ll see what I can do!

coffeeking:

Who?

*sigh*

Kill him. You’ll be really famous then.

show him the what food is just wrong thread.

ohhhh him. I know him by face, not by name.

Can’t see that he’s overly interesting?

this should get his attention, and make you not look like a stalker at all

Tell him that Stinger Ale made from nettles is bloody lurverly.
had some down in Dorset a couple of years back.

Wimped out – said I was a really big fan and gave him my card. There may be some professional interest for him.

Ask him to show us his lovely tats

is he still there? get him online. It is your duty.

chicken.

(see what I did there?)

Ask him he sees the inherent contradiction in his chicken campaign.

Geoff, you’ve let me down, you’ve let the side down and you’ve let yourself down.

kidnap him!
then tell us where you are holding him and we’ll all come down and poke him with a big stick until he cook’s us all something from whatever he can find in one sq mile.

Kill him kill him kill him

I think he’s going to Edinburgh which means were going to be here for another 4 hours or so – I’ll see how things go and maybe have another go later!

izakimak – Member
kidnap him!
then tell us where you are holding him and we’ll all come down and poke him with a big stick until he cook’s us all something from whatever he can find in one sq mile.

Ray Mears a la Provencale, anyone?

Should have shown him the V P photos that would get his attention!

Show him the lime reamer and touch his leg.

If you’ve spoken to him once, going back a second time is truly stalkerish. You’ve blown it, sir.

Stinger ale is lovely. Wonder if they’re bringing it back this summer…

Now you really do need to show him this thread.

UR STLKING IS SARACIN