Well it seems a lot better this morning, much less red and doesn’t hurt now. Still a little bump, but hopefully that will go down in a day or two!
I managed to get my wife to inspect it and put germolene on this morning.

epsom salts hot bath once a week, a useful tip for reducing botty spots due many hours in the saddle.

in growing hair removal tool I had used on me looked like a mini apple corer, I almost fainted.

Stubborn ones can be removed using a modified firecracker as a shaped charge.

Or was that DIY phimosis treatment? I forget…

I like to think that somewhere on mumsnet there is a complimentary thread about a husband begging his wife to pop his taint spots

To try and help avoid saddle sores post ride it’s also good to wear a pair of baggy shorts and no underwear. Let’s your junk air