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  • AdamW
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    I have the power of not deciding quickly enough, hence one of my nicknames is ‘Indecision Boy’. The other ones are ‘thedoc’ and ‘Celtic Dwarf’ the latter of which is a little unfair since only my beard is red and I’m taller than I look. 😀

    mightymule
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    I can locate any piece of furniture with my shins.

    finbar
    Member

    I am completely incapable of bruising myself.

    Even when I crashed into a dry stone wall so hard I fractured my skull I didn’t get any bruises.

    Premier Icon huckleberryfatt
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    37″ inside leg

    Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound?

    Even when I crashed into a dry stone wall so hard I fractured my skull I didn’t get any bruises

    See I’ve got bruises just reading that—I bruise like a peach

    Kevevs
    Member

    Pencil sharpenerman. I insert a blunt pencil up my anus, squeeze, and a super sharp pencil comes out. yeah!

    Premier Icon bigblackshed
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    Reading some of your replies, I’ve come to realise I have a myriad of superpowers.

    Clear a pub with a fart. Yep.
    Make born again Christians swear with a fart. Yep.
    Repulse women with a fart. Yep. (Although my face can do this as a close second)

    On reflection I seem to have only one.

    Mightymule. You’ll find I’m the thread killer. Take a look at my posting history. Most recent reply = None.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I am
    Never-Make-a-Right-Decision Man.

    when did you reach that conclusion?

    I’ve known it for a long long time. How about changing jobs to get a promotion, not getting it while everyone else in my old team does.
    How about..oh fudge, my whole life mate!

    Parvis
    Member

    This is actually true; I can hear Branston Pickle (and vinegar and other tangy things).

    Yet to find a practical application.

    Premier Icon huckleberryfatt
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    I can hear Branston Pickle

    Condiments talk to you??

    Premier Icon riklegge
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    My kids have the power to make money disappear. I think they picked it up from their mum.

    Premier Icon CheesybeanZ
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    Hindsight , its especially useless when I’m lay in a heap looking back at the line I should have taken .

    sargey
    Member

    When sat in the pub having a pint and reading the paper,i seem to be able to attract every bellend in the bar who try to read my paper over my shoulder.
    They get really upset when told to f££k off.

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