Considering some of the things that have happened to me over the past couple of weeks, I almost believe you~ now imagine what you could do if you put that power into smiling n stuff 😀
I have the power of not deciding quickly enough, hence one of my nicknames is ‘Indecision Boy’. The other ones are ‘thedoc’ and ‘Celtic Dwarf’ the latter of which is a little unfair since only my beard is red and I’m taller than I look. 😀
Reading some of your replies, I’ve come to realise I have a myriad of superpowers.
Clear a pub with a fart. Yep.
Make born again Christians swear with a fart. Yep.
Repulse women with a fart. Yep. (Although my face can do this as a close second)
On reflection I seem to have only one.
Mightymule. You’ll find I’m the thread killer. Take a look at my posting history. Most recent reply = None.
I’ve known it for a long long time. How about changing jobs to get a promotion, not getting it while everyone else in my old team does.
How about..oh fudge, my whole life mate!
When sat in the pub having a pint and reading the paper,i seem to be able to attract every bellend in the bar who try to read my paper over my shoulder.
They get really upset when told to f££k off.