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  • From a bunch of Brummies;
    Don't say you're easy on me,
    You're about as easy as a nuclear war

    From Snap;
    I'm serious as cancer when I say that rythym is a dancer

    uplink
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    me ears are alight

    😀

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    From Snap;
    I'm serious as cancer when I say that rythym is a dancer

    Career endingly bad IIRC

    Premier Icon terrahawk
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    it simply HAS to be Des'ree's 'Life'

    I'm afraid of the dark
    Especially when I'm in the park
    When there's no one else around
    Oh I get the shivers
    I don't wanna see a ghost
    It's the sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    Watch the evening news
    Life, oh life
    Oh life, oh life
    Life, oh life
    Oh life, oh life
    I'm a superstitious girl
    I'm the worst in the world
    Never walk under ladders
    I keep a rabbits' tail
    I'll take you up on a dare
    Anytime, anywhere
    Name the place, I'll be there
    Bungee jumping, I don't care
    Life, oh life
    Oh life, oh life
    Life, oh life
    Oh life, oh life

    Premier Icon BigDummy
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    I met her in the museum of paleontology
    And I make no bones about it
    [/i]

    Jarvis Cocker. Funny live…

    deluded
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    Bryan Adams – Baby When You're Gone

    Baby when you're gone, I realize I'm in love
    days go on and on, and the nights just seem so long
    Even food don't taste that good, drink ain't doing what it should
    things just feel so wrong, baby when you're gone …

    WTF.

    Premier Icon Mr Agreeable
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    Mac Arthur's Park is melting in the dark
    all the sweet green icing flowing down
    someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'cause it took so long to bake it
    and I'll never have that recipe again

    Pigface
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    We're just two lost souls
    Swimming in a fish bowl,

    Shockingly bad

    But you work in a shirt with your name tag on it
    Drifting apart like a plate tectonic

    WTF ? would that be a tectonic plate ?

    Crap band, crap lyrics.

    Premier Icon Mr Agreeable
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    And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIII-IIII
    Will always love YOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

    Not so much the lyric as the delivery to be fair.

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    Desrees 'Life'

    +1

    that bloody 'rather have a piece of toast' lyric is just shocking >-(

    There's loads of Deepish Mood ones but here's my fave:

    People are people
    So why should it be
    You and I should get along so awfully

    Makes Martin Gore cringe when he hears it!

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    deluded – Member

    Bryan Adams – Baby When You're Gone

    Baby when you're gone, I realize I'm in love
    days go on and on, and the nights just seem so long
    Even food don't taste that good, drink ain't doing what it should
    things just feel so wrong, baby when you're gone …

    WTF.

    I know the fella who wrote that. He got an Ivor Novello IIRC

    nicko74
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    Ruby ruby ruby RUBY!!

    Mr Woppit
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    There is a species of wasp that lays it's eggs inside the living body of caterpillars so that when they hatch, the baby wasps will have nourishment as they kill the caterpillar by eating it alive from the inside out…

    "All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful, the lord god (sic) made them all…"

    Bleurgh.

    Premier Icon Mr Agreeable
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    I'm looking forward to hearing the first hymn ever composed about speaker cables. 🙂

    Premier Icon Mr Agreeable
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    Beetlebum
    Because you're young
    She's a gun
    Now what you've done
    Beetlebum
    She'll suck your thumb
    She'll make you come
    Coz, she's your gun
    Now what you've done
    Beetlebum

    I was a big Blur fan in my younger days but for this, they should die. I'd let Alex James off if he agreed to shoot the others.

    rhys
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    I wear goggles when you are not here!!;-) Macy Gray

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    Beetlebum

    I was a big Blur fan in my younger days but for this, they should die. I'd let Alex James off if he agreed to shoot the others.

    cracking song though

    Premier Icon vinnyeh
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    In a jungle of the senses
    Tinkerbell and Jack the ripper
    Love has no meaning, not where they come from
    But we know pleasure is not that simple
    Very little fruit is forbidden
    Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong
    But you know evil is an exact science
    Being carefully correctly wrong

    Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
    Everybody happy as the dead come home
    Big Black Nemesis, parthenogenesis
    No one move a muscle as the dead come home

    We feel like Greeks, we feel like Romans
    Centaurs and monkeys just cluster round us
    We drink elixirs that we refine
    from the juices of the dying
    We are no monsters, we're moral people
    and yet we have the strength to do this
    This is the splendour of our achievement
    Call in the airstrike with a poison kiss

    How bad it gets, you can't imagine
    the burning wax, the breath of reptiles
    god is not mocked, he knows our business
    Karma could take us at any moment
    Cover him up…..I think we're finished
    You know it's never been so exotic
    but I don't know, my dreams are visions
    We could still end up with the great big fishes

    Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
    Everybody happy as the dead come home
    Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
    No-one move a muscle as the dead come home

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    ABC – That Was Then But This Is Now

    More sacrifices than an Aztec priest
    Standing here straining at that leash
    All fall down
    Can't complain, mustn't grumble
    Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble.
    [/i]

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    Oh, and Annabel Lwin/Bowwowwow singing 'Sexy Eiffel Tower' That must have been sooo embarassing.

    retro83
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    why you comin home at 5 in tha morn
    somethings going on;
    let me smell
    your dick

    worst song evar

    "My friend and I, were talking one evening,
    Beside some burning wood,"
    icicle works-love is a wonderful colour.

    JulianA
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    Ha!

    Pigface – Member
    We're just two lost souls
    Swimming in a fish bowl,

    Great song!

    My entry for crap lyrics:

    She's faster than most and she lives on the coast
    and
    She ain't no witch but I love the way she twitch

    Dreadful: rhyme for rhyme's sake.

    JulianA
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    Mind you, I don't think that the lyrics of Carouselambra are terribly comprehensible either!

    BlingBling
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    "If my heads been through a windscreen why are all the eyeballs green?"

    "I was bitten by a horse and now I'm moving for a divorce"

    "what's a cluckin chickin, what's a cluckin chicken mean? Where's a cluckin chicken, where's a clucking chicken been?"

    Superb lyrics written by the one and only Shaun Ryder (Angel-The Happy Mondays)

    scotabroad
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    Not a song but a poem.

    "The Tay, The Tay, The Silvery Tay. It runs by night and it runs by day".

    The unofficial worst ever poet, William McGonagall frae Dundee.

    Hadge
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    Anything by Spandau Ballet!!!!

    "Take your seaside arms and write the next line" WTF!!!!!

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    I'm as serious as cancer
    when I say that rhythm is a dancer

    classic!!

    fubar
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    It simply HAS to be Des'ree's 'Life'

    I'm afraid of the dark
    Especially when I'm in the park
    When there's no one else around
    Oh I get the shivers
    I don't wanna see a ghost
    It's the sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast

    first thing I thought of, and this…

    She calls out to the man on the street
    sir, can you help me?
    Its cold and Ive nowhere to sleep,
    Is there somewhere you can tell me?

    He walks on, doesnt look back
    He pretends he cant hear her
    Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
    Seems embarrassed to be there

    Oh think twice, its another day for
    You and me in paradise
    Oh think twice, its just another day for you,
    You and me in paradise

    She calls out to the man on the street
    He can see shes been crying
    Shes got blisters on the soles of her feet
    Cant walk but shes trying

    Oh think twice…

    Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do
    Oh lord, there must be something you can say

    Junkyard
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    You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair
    Ruby are you contemplating going out somewhere?
    The shadow on the wall tells me the sun is going down
    Oh Ruby, don't take your love to town

    It wasn't me that started that old crazy Asian war
    But I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore
    And yes, it's true that I'm not the man I used to be
    Oh Ruby, I still need some company

    It's hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralyzed
    And the wants and the needs of a woman your age, Ruby, I realize
    But it won't be long, I've heard them say until I'm not around
    Oh Ruby, don?t take your love to town

    She's leaving now 'cause I just heard the slamming of the door
    The way I know I?ve heard it slam a hundred times before
    And if I could move, I'd get my gun and put her in the ground
    Oh Ruby, don't take your love to town
    Oh Ruby, for God?s sake turn around

    he sings it all with such genuine feeling
    SHOCKING
    RUBY – Keemy Rogers

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    vinnyeh – that'll be Shriekback. I was thinking of that song too, mainly for the use of parthenogenesis.

    grumm
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    The wild dogs cry out in the night
    As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
    I know that I must do whats right
    Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti
    I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

    This one always cracks me up. Love the way serengeti is shoe-horned in there even though it doesn't really fit.

    Pigface
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    Anything by Carcass

    I love Ruby by Kenny Rogers, a real guilty pleasure 😀

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    Would you credit it?
    Town bradford existssss
    Computers infest the hotels – get some! get some!
    Cops can't catch criminals
    What the hell, they talk to god
    We're just sssss
    Hit the north

    Can't get a break on those estates, but what the heck
    All the hoots
    All the lights so pretty
    Hit the north
    Striker! mitherer! get outta here!
    Hit the north

    The government say, the government says
    All estate agents alive yell down nights in hysterical breath
    Those big big big wide streets
    Those useless mps
    Hit the north
    Savagessss
    Manacled to the city, manacled to the city
    Hit the north

    Now this is the truth, wrong influence from french corpse
    Hit the north
    My cat says ow!

    In the back third eye psyche, the reflected mirror of delirium,
    Eastender and victorian lager, the induced call, mysterious,
    Comes forth – hit the north

    Genius.

    Meatloaf – And the angels had guitars even before they had wings 😕
    Adam And The Ants – Da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa, Da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa???

    Lactic
    Member

    Can't believe no ones mentioned Shakira:
    "lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."

    No arguing with that…..

    Mr Woppit
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    One for "Yes" fans:

    In ancient times…
    Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
    Lived a strange race of people… the Druids

    No one knows who they were or what they were doing
    But their legacy remains
    Hewn into the living rock… Of Stonehenge

    Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell
    Where the banshees live and they do live well
    Stonehenge! Where a man's a man
    And the children dance to the Pipes of Pan

    Hey!

    Stonehenge! 'Tis a magic place
    Where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face
    Stonehenge! Where the virgins lie
    And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky

    And you my love, won't you take my hand?
    We'll go back in time to that mystic land
    Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
    I will take you there, I will show you how

    Oh!

    And oh how they danced
    The little children of Stonehenge
    Beneath the haunted moon
    For fear that daybreak might come too soon

    And where are they now?
    The little children of Stonehenge
    And what would they say to us?
    If we were here… tonight

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