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  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue…
  • steveoath
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    29ers are the future
    And so is 650b

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    What tyres for rolling,
    that give grip too?

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’ve just had some picolax
    & now I need a poo!

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    chewkw
    Free Member

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Pooter is playing up,
    My wallet will be lighter.

    🙄

    crashtestmonkey
    Free Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’m not very good at rhymes
    Train

    variations already done on the I have a knife/get in the f*ckin van which was always a valentine favourite of mine.

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    650nm is red,
    greeen is 532.
    Cheer up Chewkw,
    tomorrow may be brighter!

    dannybgoode
    Full Member

    Roses are tits
    Violets are tits
    I like tits
    tits

    Cheers

    Danny B

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    It’s too friggin’ hot for me,
    don’t know about you!

    DezB
    Free Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I once had a woman
    Now I’m alone and sad and miserable and FREE!!

    JoeG
    Free Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I can’t write poetry
    Bacon

    (I read the above on Pinkbike and it is my favorite poem ever! 😀 )

    gordimhor
    Full Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Can’t write a rhyme
    Cos I haven’t a clue

    Murray
    Full Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’ve been up all night
    How about you?

    Murray
    Full Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Dawn was fantastic
    And Rosie was too!

    Kevsterjw
    Free Member

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    i like turtles

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    my laptop’s got porn on
    and it’s covered in goo

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    Pinks are pink.
    We must laterally think.
    A new kind of poem,
    is in need of a-showin’!

    ronjeremy
    Free Member

    joemc
    Free Member

    Rose are grey
    Violets are grey
    I’m a dog
    I can’t see colours.

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