Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The next lines are yours,
You know what to do!

[Unless you don’t in which case what I mean is complete the poem in any way that you see fit]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Shit stinks
And so do you!

🙂

Some poems rhyme
This one doesn’t

But I’m Cheap
& nicked these flowers

Poems should be in the chat forum.
This one isn’t

I have a hard on
and its just for you

thats romance oop North that is

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your’e in the wrong forum
You know what to do.

^^^Eerk. Pls move, soz

….

I’ll own you with bombers
then wee in your shoe

All this love

Roses are red
violets are blue
you own an Audi
and an Orange 5 too

I’ve got Alzheimers.
Half a pound of carrots please.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base,
Are belong to you.

</geek>

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem won’t rhyme.
Get in the van.

Your’e in the wrong forum
You know what to do.

Arf. Moved.

Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
If it wasn’t for Jesus
We’d all be Jewish

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The moderators
Have their eyes on you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this rag smell
Like chloroform to you?

Roses are red,
Violets ate glorious.
It really isn’t smart,
To sneak up on Oscar Pistorious

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
You lot really need something to do.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Insults are common,
**** you!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t choke on a lump
Remember to chew

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m crap at poems,
Show me your tits.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m schizophrenic,
And so am I

Roses are rubbish
Violets are crap
I’ve heard ‘watsontony’
Is a trustworthy chap

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I overtook Molgrips,
From the back of the ‘queue’.

roses are red
violets are blue
don simon was banned
and yeti too

roses are red
violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Scientific studies of the benefits of helmets show that
<BANHAMMER>

…
…
Froome-dog is ace
And Contador poo

Roses are red
Here’s something new
Violets are VIOLET,
which is different from blue.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My wing mirrors are heated
And I have the strangest…

roses are red
violets are blue
my surnames darcy
and at uni i had a reputation for being deadly with the ladies

Roses are red
Violets are blue
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TomHoward wins the outstanding context award.

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Yes, you are.

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Story of my life.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue…
I once saw a hippo, that looked just like you

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ7hXkW0fhE[/video]

Roses are red
Violets a blue
You’re ugly as ****
But I’ll be sober tomorrow*

*Churchill gag.