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  • jockhaggis
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    Aston Martin drivers are (insert expletive here) 😉

    Premier Icon scotroutes
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    Don’t worry. He’s going to hell.

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    ……..ingenious – is that an expletive? It’s biased I know but if somebody driving those cars asked me for directions, I’d assume they were overfed numpties and give them spam beta.
    For the M6 from Keswick, follow the big blue signs along the A66 – the only main road heading vaguely in the right direction.

    cynic-al
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    He probably knows you from on here?

    😛

    Premier Icon aracer
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    hobnob anybody?

    People who generalise others because of one bad experience are (insert expletive here) 🙄

    aP
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    But people from the Lakes hate anyone that doesn’t breed within the family. It was just your day to get cycling Johnboy.

    faz083
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    Why would there be a lane in existence that you can’t drive a car down, irregardless of it being an Aston Martin? Sounds to me like you pussied out and are blaming the roadie so as not to lose face.

    Premier Icon joat
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    How long did it take you to get your ‘story’ straight RJ? 9/10.

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    mmm, hobnobs, my favourite. Kettles on.

    Map.? Satnav.? Signs.? Sense of direction.?

    deviant
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    I have to admit to giving people wrong directions from time to time….makes me laugh.

    patriotpro
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    The roadies I met this weekend were ignorant ****. That is all.

    ron jeremy
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    joat – Member
    How long did it take you to get your ‘story’ straight RJ? 9/10.

    busted,

    Well spotted sire I doft my cap,

    Had a cheeky bottle of Sunday afternoon red, saw the other thread and thought I’d have a bit of fun…

    Ron Jeremy – no matter how i look at it, even use an anagram creator you do not have the correct letter for my mums name so that rules her out! Reason i say that is that she has the worst sense of direction and not a clue where she is/is going. Yet, you as a biker, appear to have the same problems as my mum does! Trail centres a speciality?

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    aP – you forgot to add the 😉

    or are you really a ****t?

    ron jeremy
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    I’m pleased to see that what was started as a slight bit of humour has been taken as thus by the mass ranks here on STW

    djglover
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    I thought it was a nice day for a detour.

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    Blokes in a Bentley and an Aston can’t be bothered using the in built / buying a Sat Nav.

    Yep, I’d have sent you the wrong way as well.

    ron jeremy
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    Was out today helping a freind, (he’s a broker and selle luxury cars for a living) he had to collect and deliver two nice cars from a fellow broker near Keswick, to a collector just north of Birmingham, anyway he asked me to help him out, who’d say no to a day driving an Aston Martin, anyway we set of in a Bentley and the Aston, but got a little confused with roads, stopped to ask a MAMIL for directions, we were looking for the M6, anyway long story short we followed his intructions and needed up stuck down some rather narrow lane, cue some rather interesting reversing and a lot of sweating, now I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but I have a feeling that he sent us down the wrong way on purpose!!!!

    that said it didn’t ruin a rather fun day out driving in the sun…………

    Premier Icon scotroutes
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    ron wrote:

    I’m pleased to see that what was started as a slight bit of humour has been taken as thus by the mass ranks here on STW

    Should I post the link to the other thread again?

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    😳 Apologies due I think to aP. Don’t know what came over me.
    We’re all mdern up here now when it comes to breeding – so long as it’s local…..

    OP – bit subtle mebbe

    IanW
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    Is it car troll night?

    ron jeremy
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    scotroutes – Member

    Should I post the link to the other thread again?

    Might be an idea…..

    Do you think I’d go to hell as well?

    ron jeremy
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    Not that one scaredypants this one

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    you’re right – that’s definitely better

    ron jeremy
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    and now the red wine fuelled poor attempt at humour makes sense…

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    Oh, I take it all back – thought you’d linked to this 🙁

    faz083
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    very good thread now! quick thinking 😉

    ron jeremy
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    thank you faz

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