It’s my firm opinion, that once someone decides that yes, this mountain biking thing is for them, they should have to spend a year running something really old, with:
no suspension other than an optional flex-stem.
steel rims
cantilever brakes
friction thumb-shifters
quill stem – that’s 150mm long
really crap 1.8″ tyres.
and it has to be at least 1-size ‘out’.
it would help newbies realise that even ‘rubbish’ modern bikes are fantastically brilliant.
perhaps even tarts like me should be issued with ‘red cards’ for saying things like ‘the head angle’s 1degree too steep’ / ‘the chainstays are 10mm too long’ / ‘i’m struggling with my forks – i need separate high/low compression damping’
sorry princess, you’ve gone soft, back on the %hitter – till you learn your lesson.