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  • Ringpiece surgery, advise please
  • Premier Icon RudeBoy
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    Christ, this has gone from bad to worse to worsererer…

    Ton; it’s not a good picture, you paint… 🙁

    And Bakes; you’ve thought about that far too much. Seek counselling. 😯

    Just a thought, but I wonder if those of you that suffer from infected rings use mudguards?

    Because I’m just thinking; you could have developed ‘Trench Arse’.

    Premier Icon brakes
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    you didn’t think about that one enough… 😉

    Premier Icon RudeBoy
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    I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT!!!

    (runs away, screaming) 😡

    Premier Icon JoeBones
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    Woke up last night with a real bad itch, a squirt of hydrocortizone cream sorted it

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    so you don’t sit at the top of stairs with your legs in the air dragging your arse across the landing carpet like our dog did when he had an itchy ring, then?

    Premier Icon RudeBoy
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    Eeeuuuw!

    I would say, ‘I feel your pain’, but I don’t, fortunately.

    Wwaswas; I had refrained from using that comparison, as I really didn’t want anyone to have to deal with the mental image. I hope your happy with what you’ve done.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    “I hope your happy with what you’ve done.”

    Positively beaming 🙂

    Premier Icon JoeBones
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    wwaswas, in a word, yes.

    The missus is not happy about the handbrake turns on the carpet!

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    you could try and aim for a seventies swirl effect?

    Premier Icon RudeBoy
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    ppohlhlgghhh derornfkffnkffdm;.ssm

    (Unable to speak; on floor in convulsions)

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    I get an itchy ring sometimes, often related to extended road bike rides. I always assumed I was allergic to Assos minty arse lard.

    Premier Icon davidrussell
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    ach, its not the biggest problem you’ll face.

    On the hole it doesn’t really matter in fact.

    Premier Icon Sandwich
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    Too much scratching could make your whole week 😈

    Premier Icon JoeBones
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    LOL

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