Christ, this has gone from bad to worse to worsererer…

Ton; it’s not a good picture, you paint… 🙁

And Bakes; you’ve thought about that far too much. Seek counselling. 😯

Just a thought, but I wonder if those of you that suffer from infected rings use mudguards?

Because I’m just thinking; you could have developed ‘Trench Arse’.

Posted 12 years ago

you didn’t think about that one enough… 😉

Posted 12 years ago

I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT!!!

(runs away, screaming) 😡

Posted 12 years ago

Woke up last night with a real bad itch, a squirt of hydrocortizone cream sorted it

Posted 12 years ago

so you don’t sit at the top of stairs with your legs in the air dragging your arse across the landing carpet like our dog did when he had an itchy ring, then?

Posted 12 years ago

Eeeuuuw!

I would say, ‘I feel your pain’, but I don’t, fortunately.

Wwaswas; I had refrained from using that comparison, as I really didn’t want anyone to have to deal with the mental image. I hope your happy with what you’ve done.

Posted 12 years ago

“I hope your happy with what you’ve done.”

Positively beaming 🙂

Posted 12 years ago

wwaswas, in a word, yes.

The missus is not happy about the handbrake turns on the carpet!

Posted 12 years ago

you could try and aim for a seventies swirl effect?

Posted 12 years ago

ppohlhlgghhh derornfkffnkffdm;.ssm

(Unable to speak; on floor in convulsions)

Posted 12 years ago

I get an itchy ring sometimes, often related to extended road bike rides. I always assumed I was allergic to Assos minty arse lard.

Posted 12 years ago

ach, its not the biggest problem you’ll face.

On the hole it doesn’t really matter in fact.

Posted 12 years ago

Too much scratching could make your whole week 😈

Posted 12 years ago

LOL

Posted 12 years ago