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- Ringpiece surgery, advise please
Has ongoing pruritis ani (itchy ring) for years, noticed it getting worse, went to doctor and I now have to see a consultant surgeon as I have an ulcer on my ring!
They reckon I need an operation to correct it
Anyone else had a similar problem?
Posted 9 years agoNasty!!!!1
They are going to zap your ring with a laser.
It will burn.
You had an itchy ring for YEARS yet you didn’t think to do anything about it?
Jeebus…
If I get anything remotely like that, I’m getting the mirror out, and am terrified in case I have worms. Usually turns out to be something spicy I ate.
Got to look after your ring, and your ring will look after you.
Remind me never to shake hands with this man…
Posted 9 years ago*whistles Johnny Cash*
Posted 9 years agoThat will be a real pain in the arse for you, nobody will want to see the scar, and it will probably hurt after, WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT SO LONG,it could have been something more serious.
Posted 9 years agoRudeBoy – Member
You had an itchy ring for YEARS yet you didn’t think to do anything about it?On the other hand you of course RudeBoy, would have rushed straight down to your female GP to show her your ringpiece.
😯
Posted 9 years agoi had bumworms once. I nearly clawed my arse off!
Posted 9 years agooh my breakfast!
Posted 9 years agoOn the other hand you of course RudeBoy, would have rushed straight down to your female GP to show her your ringpiece.
Yes. And she’d have been pleased that I did. And it would have been cured very quickly, too, as she’s a bloody good doctor.
Mind, I doubt very much my ringpiece would ever get to that state.
Posted 9 years agoRudeBoy – Member
I doubt very much my ringpiece would ever get to that state.
Well I’m very glad to hear it. But is bumhole hygiene some strange obsessive preoccupation of yours ?
I mean on another thread you posted, quote :
"Better than a mate of mine, I spose. He didn’t used to wipe too often, when he’d ‘dropped the kids off at the pool’."
Now how the **** did you know that he didn’t wipe properly – did you check or something ?
I simply have no idea whether my mates wipe their bums properly. And it’s not the sort of information which they’re likely to volunteer, ie "’ere I’ve just had a sh!t but didn’t bother wiping my ar5e"
What are you – the ar5e police/inspector ❓ ❗ 😯
Posted 9 years agoNo, me mate used to tell me. "’Ear, I’ve just had a sh!t but didn’t bother wiping my arse" is what he would say. Then later complain of itchyness and soreness. This would happen quite often. Dirty bastard.
The other one, he would go to the bog, then we’d hear the flush, and he’d just come out straight away. We’d say ‘ear, have you washed you hands?’, and then he’d get all hippy, and start on about how ‘ a few germs is good for the immune system’, or some other rubbish. He never had a gelf. Dirty bastard.
Personally, I prefer to entertain myself with ladies’ bottoms, but not in any sort of unsavoury manner.
Posted 9 years ago
Wire brush on a dremel should make your rusty bullet hole shine like new!!!
Posted 9 years agoCould this be the next Picolax thread?
Posted 9 years agoI think that nugget has been passed,
this I fear this thread may produce about as much hilarity as a torsional failure of toilet paper.
Posted 9 years ago"there’s some disturbed people on here…"
especially the bloke with laryngitis who’s second in the queue for the Dremel…
Posted 9 years agoespecially the bloke with laryngitis who’s second in the queue for the Dremel…
lmao…
Posted 9 years agoThe replies have just made me spit rice all over my desk…
Good luck with the op, do you need to buy a donut to sit on?! careful whihc foods you eat in the weeks after. No spicy curries for you!
Posted 9 years agoSoon your rusty sheriffs badge will shine once more!
Jonebones, hasnt your lover complained about your brownstar before?
Posted 9 years agothere is no cure for pruritis ani which is why the OP will have ignored the itching. you just have to live with it. it’s a lot less common in parts of Europe where the use of bidets is more widespread.
effectively it’s being allergic to your own poo, the only way to alleviate the problem is to be meticulous about ‘cleaning up’
i have to carry a pack of moist toilet tissues wherever i go (if i’m likely to have a shit that is)
my doctor told me to avoid cycling, beer and spicy foods.
i don’t
Posted 9 years agomy doctor told me to avoid cycling, beer and spicy foods.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted 9 years agoi take it the picolax thread is gone forever?
Posted 9 years agocan you not get some anal bleaching, so it’s nice and clean when you next “present”?
Posted 9 years agoRudeBoy – Member
‘Anal Bleaching’.Can anything be more wrong?
Admittedly, it might not suit you Fred!
Posted 9 years ago
Sorry, Joe Bones! I don’t mean to make light of your uncomfortable situation.
No, not me.
Honest…
Posted 9 years agohttp://www.docstoc.com/docs/20320/Picolax-Story-on-Single-Track
It’s good to see that at least one of the old STW threads are still available 😉
Posted 9 years agoi once had a pile.
Posted 9 years ago
i found it quite satisfying to scratch the hell out of it till it stopped itching.Blinking eck! This site doubles as an agony aunt for middle aged guy’s….
Isn’t it great!
Posted 9 years ago
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