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  • Pigface
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    I know we did this a few weeks ago but have just been in a meeting with……. Mr Brownsword my idiot collegue just lost it and couldnt speak for the whole sorry affair.

    clubber
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    LOL.

    We named a (rowing) boat "Brownsword" at uni which always raised a smile.

    As did "F.Kinell", particularly when we convinced the gullible freshers that Frederick Kinell was a well known benefactor of the uni.

    belgianbob
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    I went to college with a Mr (first name deleted for legal reasons) Brownsword.
    He didn't find it funny, but that was his loss.

    Once had (no, not like that) a supply teacher called Miss Sex. Really.
    She didn't last long…

    i had a abrasive wheels lesson with mr. cockburn – pronouced mr coburn

    i used to go to school with a girl called anita chagger!! im not lying she is even my friend on Facebook!

    infidel
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    When I was 14 the doctor who sorted out my broken leg was called Dr Love. I chuckled (OK sniggered) and said "Hi Dr Luurve" which went down like a tonne of the proverbial.

    GlennG
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    Got an engineering consultant we use at work called Dick Feast, always makes me snigger like a school boy when I hear his name.

    carlosg
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    When mrs carlos was young her dad did some work with the local scouts the leader was a mr christmas nothing unusual there but he married a lady called mary 😆 , if I were her i'd have changed my first name.

    khegs
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    At school there was a girl a couple of years above me, called Anna Lingus, which was unfortunate, pre internet though, so I guess the parents hadn't been thinking when they christened her.

    I work were there is a Sowerbutts (and they make a habit it's pronounced sourbutts). Unfortunate.

    allthepies
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    Went to school with an "Aeneas Swords", I kid you not!

    uplink
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    I know an Ian Littler

    It was quite funny at school [& similar] when his initial & surname were called out

    Daisy_Duke
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    I know a Mr Cheesemore

    surfer
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    I used to work with Dan Dare! Really.

    Aidan
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    I met a teacher called Guy Fawkes last week. Nice guy, but he thinks that home fireworks should be banned on eco grounds.

    And I've recently come across some top first names including: Precious, Dimple, Gifty, and Cosmic.

    Oh, dear.

    meehaja
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    There;s a doctor at St James, Leeds called doctor toogood. I think he's a surgeon, if anyone is cutting me open i want it to be him!

    I also went to school with a girl who's first name was lesley and second name anne. To make things worse, her surname was an abbreviated term for a prostitute.

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    I worked in the same company as a Richard Sizer, and yes he did call himself Dick.

    mefty
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    meehaja, there is indeed I was at university with him and he was a very good cricketer.

    I knew a guy from Barclays who used to sort out deceased folks estates called David Angel.
    I was looking through the phonebook once looking for a mate's number & came across someone called Mr Wardrobe.

    GlennG
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    Uplink, thanks for that, I have just got some odd looks from others in the office as I almost p1ssed myself reading that, class 😀

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    We've got an A. Dikshit in India.

    k'snurkk

    tyger
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    Used to work with a Belgium called Bert Sars (and his wife's name…Gloria!!)

    Macgyver
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    My sister used to work in a school and one family had some unusual names for their kids. One was called Widget Sinnfein!

    BillMC
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    I marked exam papers for a 'Manmeet' and a 'Dipa Mistry'and I taught a very nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. There was a girl on my PGCE course whose name was 'Shirley Kitcat' but she changed it by deed poll after her first TP.

    BillMC
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    I marked exam papers for a 'Manmeet' and a 'Dipa Mistry'and I taught a very nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. There was a girl on my PGCE course whose name was 'Shirley Kitcat' but she changed it by deed poll after her first TP.

    When I was working in Jersey we repaired a bike for a Mr Wankling. How we chuckled when he came to collect it and we made the sales girl repeat it several times, pretending we couldnt hear her!!!

    redthunder
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    Poor Skye 🙁 Not just having a chavtastic name… but smells like a bin [allegedly]

    "LOL >"

    redthunder
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    I knew a Lawrence Tipping

    Lorry Tipping

    Premier Icon ton
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    got a customer at work called David David.

    Premier Icon Teetosugars
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    Went to school with Imogen Bottom.

    Never did find out what the picture was of tho… 😐

    Told my SO about this thread & apparently there's an orthopaedic consultant at Leeds GI called Mr Limb.

    Premier Icon Teetosugars
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    My Brother in laws' new Wife is called Dr Scull..

    keefus
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    I once had it away with a Victoria Plumb (and yes she was fruity)

    **** just thought that was 45 bloody years ago!!!

    avdave2
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    We've a client called Fanny Gobler.

    Trampus
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    I once met a Theresa Green, and an Olive Branch. Sadly not at the same time!

    bol
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    There used to be brothers in Norwich called Joe, Lee and Wayne King. Honest.

    langy
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    Poor Skye Not just having a chavtastic name…

    Oi! The wife's name is Skye!!!! Although, I might show her the link and she loves taking the piss out of chavs, so should get a reaction!

    I_Ache
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    I had an English teacher at school called Mrs Whore she was also a Priest.

    Premier Icon Denis99
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    Helmut Pink – one of our German colleagues

    skidartist
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    but smells like a bin

    On a remote beach out on the island of North Uist, a massive stainless steel beer container (that looks like a stage of an Apollo moon rocket) was swept off a ship and has been washed ashore. – Its empty, I checked.

    On it, in absolutely massive letters someone has declared proudly "Kat Smells Nice"

    Premier Icon robgarrioch
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    Worked with a brickie called Porteous Cuthill

    Apologies for double-entendre-free zone; his brother was Biggus Dickus 😛

    or the guy works down the chip shop, Hugh Jarsal

    (not really)

    MrNutt
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    I knew a gynecologist called Dr Joy.

    an interior designer called Wanda Circuler

    and I am:

    A Nutt

    Travis
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    not to so near as the ones above, but went to school with a something Bates… which to under 16(?) year old boys was rather funny, when the teacher would call Master Bates, what are you doing?

    nicko74
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    When I worked at a life assurance firm I once saw a payout certificate for a Mr Richard Wiper. Cracked me up, anyway

    Kit
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    A former lecturer of mine at Edinburgh University is a Prof. Underhill (but he's not short and hairy).

    My parents once met an Australian couple called Bruce and Sheila 😀

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