The whole thread makes me LOL, but I’m fairly sure everyone has contradicted each other at least once.
I should also add, this is usually at the end of a long trip, I’m jet lagged, usually hungover on the final morning, and facing trying to pack up a bike and not get the hotel room covered in grease or mud. As has also been quite clearly pointed out, I am an idiot. th whole ‘opposite to the way you pedal’ thing just makes me even more confused
OK, so to conclude:
Bike upside down, Allen key into pedal, Allen key pointing up the way and push it towards the front of the bike.
Bike correct way up, Allen key into pedal pointing straight up – push it towards the rear of the bike.
Is that correct?