I remember watching the 1st episode,
When it 1st aired thinking it was a serious SciFi drama
It got tired as they got old but its cool to see some good SciFi plots mixed up with ridiculous comedy, rare for tvPosted 3 years ago
my wife can probably tell u series and episode of any quote I throw at her, its one of the reasons I married her I thinkLHSMember
Holly: [her IQ has been increased to 12,000] Strike a light! I’m a genius again! I know everything! Metaphysics, philosophy, the purpose of being-everything! Ask me a question, any question, and I’ll answer it.”Posted 3 years ago
Talkie Toaster: “Any question?”
Talkie Toaster: “How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything and you will answer?”
Talkie Toaster: “OK, here’s my question: Would you like some toast?”poahMember
Rimmer steps out into the doorway, his jacket is torn below the shoulder.Posted 3 years ago
Lister You’ve lost me arm!
Rimmer I’ve lost your watch too.
Lister You bastard!
Rimmer No you’re right. It’s my fault. My hands are up… well my hand is up.
Lister You think this is funny?
Rimmer No. But this is.
Reveals that the ‘missing’ arm was behind his back and makes obscene gestures with both handsLHSMember
Talkie Toaster: “Howdy doodly do. How’s it going? I’m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone like any toast?”Posted 3 years ago
Lister: Look, I don’t want any toast, and he doesn’t want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.”
Kryten: “Let me have a talk to him, mechanical to mechanical. Now you listen here…”
Talkie Toaster: “How about a muffin?”
Lister: “Or muffins! We don’t like muffins ’round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and definetely, no smeggin’ flapjacks!”
Talkie Toaster: “Aaah…so you’re a waffle man!” (RD: White Hole)klumpyMember
I’d do Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma
It’s “I’d go with Betty…”
Lager, the only thing that can kill a curry.
[b]Vindaloo[/b], the only thing that can kill a vindaloo!! Good grief!
“Relative time dilation, in an amazingly compressed space”Posted 3 years ago
“So what is it?”
“Pool God, King of the Cues, Prince – of the planet potters!”
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