He he he…Sorry, couldn’t resist!.
The road bikes are nowt to do with me. They are from a friendly bike shop in the seaside town of El Medano.
If I were coming here for a holiday, then I would probably look at El Medano as it is a more traditional Spanish seaside resort and is much more chilled that the Blackpool esque area of Playa de Las Americas. Los Cristianos is OK, a bit less commercialised than Las Americas, but still a busy tourist town nowadays. Don’t be fooled by the holiday brochures which still refer to Los Cristianos as a quaint fishing port. It’s a good decade or more since you could really class it as one of those!
Other options if you’re interested in really getting away from it all are some of the Casa Rural’s which are basically B&B’s in the hills.
EDIT.. El Medano is a haven for watersports too.