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  • Went for a long ride yesterday. The present Mrs Militant "The Rose of The Wyre" didn't come with me as we have got another ride planned today and two days in a row was a bit much for her.
    Before I left, she told me that when I got back to her flat I should leave my muddy bike downstairs in the secure hall and she would wash it later.
    I thought I must have misheard and she meant she would show me where the downstairs neighbour kept the hose so I could wash it.
    I got back, got in the shower, then heard her arrive back from wherever she had been.
    I got out the shower and she came back upstairs a few minutes later and said "I've washed your bike, you'll need to dry it before you carry it up".
    I went downstairs and sure enough, there was my bike all shiny clean.

    How cool is that ? A girlfriend who washes my bike for me. πŸ™‚

    PeterPoddy
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    I wonder how many STW women get the same treatment from their men, and never post about it? πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    I've offered to hose my wife down after a muddy ride but she's always refused me…

    juan
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    LOL at peter speaking of personnal experience here πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon Sandwich
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    Graham, she's a keeper. πŸ™‚

    What does that silly bint Beyonce say………. something about putting a ring on it……

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    can i leave my bike in her entrance?

    πŸ˜‰

    Mounty_73
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    My bike is in the hall now…..can muddypuddle was mine too ?! πŸ˜†

    Is this The Truman Show part deux?

    Now your hubs & BB are full of water, and your suspension bearings are rusty.

    simonfbarnes
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    Now your hubs & BB are full of water

    non water resistant bike parts are shite πŸ™

    TandemJeremy
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    If a component cant resist a hosepipe it is not worth having

    Having thought about this, what is your GF's real agenda?

    How long before she tells you how much the holiday that you're taking her on costs?

    A mate was recently bragging about how good it was that his mrs gets up at five on a Sunday morning to make him poached eggs and bacon before we head off to Brechfa…. no one has seen him for 3 months.

    hillsplease
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    What a nice lady. Mrs Hillsplease won't broach such things, but enlists the children to hose me down post ride, whic hisa as close as it gets. Thankfully it's really warm at the moment.

    hels
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    She definitely wants something – get the excuses prepped…

    Andituk
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    She's prepping you for some big news.

    She's not being sick in the morning is she?

    juan
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    SFB not everyone ride into rivers for the sake of it…

    hora
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    Where do you think she had 'been'?

    FAT SIMON TO THE FORUM
    FAT SIMON TO THE FORUM

    Shibboleth
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    My girlfriend asked if she could come round to mine for the evening tomorrow night while I'm out riding because her housemate has family staying over and wants to borrow her room.

    "I'll bring food" she said. She must have misread my pleasantly amazed look because she upped her offer with "I'll run you a lovely bath too…"

    Always one to try and push my luck, I put on my best "I'm-not-so-sure-it's-a-good-idea" face, so she offered to wear the lingerie I bought her for Christmas and wait for me in bed…

    Result!

    (1st post – just registered after lurking for a few months, hi everyone!) πŸ™‚

    Quick, marry her.

    Premier Icon GrahamS
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    Excellent first post Shibboleth.

    Follow up with some photos of your girlfriend in said lingerie and you'll be an instant forum hero… πŸ˜€

    Shibboleth – Don't do what I did and leave her alone with your mobile or anything that you don't want her to see. By the time you're back it might be an acid bath!

    MilitantGraham – she's pregnant, it's not yours

    Shibboleth – it's tradition to provide pictures with such posts, i'll let you off as you are a newby, just email me the pics instead

    Shibboleth
    Member

    Graham and Michael, would Wednesday first thing be OK? The only pics I have at the moment are completely naked…

    GaryLake
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    This thread will offer so much promise and will only result in disappointment and a lynching… πŸ˜•

    Munqe-chick
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    Well Mr MC ALWAYS cleans my bike but then my duty is making him cups of tea, sorting out the camelbaks and cooking tea. I think it's a top deal and he would NEVER let me clean his bike! thinks I'm rubbish at it!

    Premier Icon GrahamS
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    The only pics I have at the moment are completely naked…

    Just post them and I'll imagine the lingerie. πŸ˜‰

    Shibboleth
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    Well, this was when she found my SLR and asked me to take some tasteful nude pics…
    The lingerie is sort of black and cream lace if that helps.

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    is Shibboleth celtic for "dreamer"?

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    I think I've seen her in a film… is her name Helena?

    Shibboleth
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    "is Shibboleth celtic for "dreamer"?"

    No, I'm afraid not…

    timc
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    id rather a nosh

    zaskar
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    She used a pressure washer…

    Seriously what a nice thing to do.

    Buy or do something for her?

    Premier Icon Bunnyhop
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    I always wash mr bunnyhops bike when I'm 'after something'

    Like you Munge-chick I tend to be house fairy and mr bh. is garage fairy.

    rOcKeTdOg – Member
    can i leave my bike in her entrance?

    Won't your girlfriend let you make a mess in her entrance then ?
    Try asking her if you can put it in her back passage instead.

    plant
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    LOL @ wwaswas ……. very good!

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    Try asking her if you can put it in her back passage instead.

    i've seen the inside of too many back passages at work to even attempt picking the lock, bleuurgh!

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