singlespeeding is the truth! Do not be tempted by these other gear based ways of life, that way lies weedy un-manly thighs and madness.
If you use gears to make hills easier why not flatten them or straighten the wibblywobbly bits to make it easier too?
Come the church of singlespeed we will welcome you with open arms and a nice beer.
Once you are in the inner circle you will learn the screts of the universe or at least what the belly button fluff fairys' secret agenda is and how to build a life size doppleganger using nothing but dairy products.