i have to sit on a stall at a baby car boot sale all day tomorrow, instead of going out riding, (or doing anything else at all) least i have gotten out of sorting things out because i basically refuse,, wife is sat on the living room floor surrounded by boxes and baby clothes

Sell all to the first person with the lowest price … job done. 😀

Are you a merkin (gotten)?
My friend got someone to do the selling for her for a small fee.

Two words; JOB LOT

Throw a sicky, ride while she’s away. When she comes back you’ll be red face hot and sweaty, clearly the flu.

thats a good pal…however…mother in law is coming round t o look after kids, so i will be found out

Sell all to the first person with the lowest price … job done.

Ain’t the trouble with selling stuff at a car boot is that you have to stay there until everyone else moves even if you sold everything, so you’re there for the duration.

what happens if mrs sucklingmatt wants another baby… you will have sold off all your baby threads/toys etc

its all boy stuff we have two boys, she wants a girl next so the stuff we have would berubbish

sucklingmatt – Member
its all boy stuff we have two boys, she wants a girl next so the stuff we have would berubbish

err, – nah forget it

wrecker – Member
Two words; JOB LOT

I’d be expecting a different word to “lot” if I was going to have to do a boot sale

jon1973 – Member

Ain’t the trouble with selling stuff at a car boot is that you have to stay there until everyone else moves even if you sold everything, so you’re there for the duration.

D’oh! jon1973 might be right there so can’t help you there … or bring your iPad with you…

its all boy stuff we have two boys, she wants a girl next so the stuff we have would be rubbish

How are you going to go about specifically conceiving a girl?

Do an NCT sale then you don’t have to be there. Or stop moaning. Either works for me.

the mrs reads all about this in books and on internet. One way is to make sure she doesnt orgasm, and make sure her head is facing south and that you do the deed shallow not deep, so all the bloke sperm die because they don t have the stamina, hnestly she has worked it all out. But whats the betting it turns out to be a boy lol

Naah, it would be really rude to type what i just thought.

bring your iPad with you…

😆 yeah. some entertainment, and a huge flash of coffee is the order of the day for a car boot. Just make sure you don’t get bored and buy all the crap that other people are getting rid of, and come back with more stuff than you started with.