‘that is not a flattering look’ – SO’s verdict on a 50SPF rash vest I tried on.

Aside from the bursting sausage look, what other sun protection options for extended use in water are there for the squishier figure?

I have an O’Neill 1mm neoprene T-shirt that looks OK on my fat old man body. (lorra lorra money) Also a Karrimor “technical T” from Sports Direct. £6. That’s the one I wore 2 weeks windsurfing in Greece a month ago.

Any polyester T from Millets will be fine.

Thanks. Regular polyester T it shall be.

Billabong, ripcurl, mystic and O’neill do relaxed fit surf t shirts – they’re quick drying polyester with spf 50. They aren’t super baggy but neither are they skin tight, got one for my other 1/2 and he likes it