Been ill all weekend, and rang into work this morning to say I was not going in today, just had a text from my sales manager asking me to come in as my colleague is also ill and can I please come into work!, bearing in mind I have worked for this company for 15 years and had about 5 sick days in this time.

Going for a Lemsip 👿

Go in and pass your sickness onto them all. Also remember to “make some tea” for your sales manager while your there.

Vaild rant – 7/10

Think I am liking daytime TV too much