So I’ve entered my first E****o race but I’m really worried I’ll stand out for the wrong reasons; what shorts and jersey should I be wearing in order to be e****o like the fast lads (and lasses)?

Search for one of the latest “PSA: mtb shorts” threads on here… It will give you an idea… 😆

Lycra……….

skinsuit

that hairstyle is out of the question for me.

So Enduro right now

i already have suitable head protection, no need to copy foxy on that one.

short shorts and one of those hilarious heinz or marmite tops.

pyjamas

Which race?

PMBA series round 2 at Grizedale. There’ll be more, if I can get my outfit right.

You’re worried about your outfit?? Seriously? Dude you’re gonna look like a twunt in whatever you wear when you fall flat on your ass cause you haven’t sorted your tyres out.

Don’t forget the bar ends!