Quite an important “What if…” moment here….

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  • Premier Icon ton
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    eve’s hot 8)

    Premier Icon Drac
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    If Eve thinks she’s the only human in existence why has she got her chuffed hidden?

    julianwilson
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    I am fairly sure i am straight and like ladies. But i think if i had been wandering around a jungle for months and bumped into that lady then in my “oh hell, a lady?!” awkwardness, i could probably manage to come across as the camper than a row of Brownies too.

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    If Eve thinks she’s the only human in existence why has she got her chuffed hidden?

    At first I thought it was a very unkempt chuff 🙂

    julianwilson
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    Re my **yikes!** above: I can’t believe that the four letter word beginning with H that is the opposite of Heaven gets swear filtered!

    Just in case you thought i was getting all potty-mouthed and that…

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    At first I thought it was a very unkempt chuff

    Me too so I was relieved somewhat.

    GNARGNAR
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    I think the answer to the what if question is: Homosexuals are an abomination. Apparently. So God would probably have scratched his head and wondered what went wrong, before dispatching an angel to murder Adam….the whole unfortunate episode would be airbrushed from the bible and homosexuality would never ever rear its ugly head again.

    Oh wait………..

    trailmonkey
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    The thought that Adam was “good with colours” is probably preferable to the prospect of the human race flourishing as a result of the only available genes – Adam, Eve and their children – mixing up.

    No wonder we’re all screwed.

    It was not the ‘brazilian’ rainforest – that lady def needs a razor

    Typical southern mtb-er

    surfer
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    Homosexuals are an abomination. Apparently

    Female genitalia also, hence the virgin birth and various other weird and wonderful explanations of babies being born without using the birth canal.

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    errm, sufer I’m not sure anyone suggested that Jesus didn’t arrive via a birth canal just that no-one else had been there first.

    The lady in question could have been a dyke ??

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    Female genitalia also, hence the virgin birth

    Virgin referred to unmarried not unpoked.

    surfer
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    errm, sufer I’m not sure anyone suggested that Jesus didn’t arrive via a birth canal just that no-one else had been there first.

    An only child?

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    It was not the ‘brazilian’ rainforest – that lady def needs a razor

    How could you tell?

    surfer
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    Virgin referred to unmarried not unpoked.

    In the literal Hebrew interpretation yes however the Christian interpretation was virgin.

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    In the literal Hebrew interpretation yes however the Christian interpretation was virgin.

    So which one was first?

    GNARGNAR
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    Neither. The bible is literally the word of god. There is no interpreting it. Just do what it says and you’ll get to heaven.

    Where no doubt there will be an abundance of hard drugs, booze and hot sex.

    project
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    A very stereo typical view of how gay men react and look,perhaps you should come out more GNARgnar,
    Hey but very funny.

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